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Cooking perfect rice...there's an app for it

It's not about the figures Hal.......

And what is the best way to cook rice? *walks away whistling*

Even in it is that's irrelevant - let's look at the racial profile for crime in Teeside for instance and then we can almost certainly replace 'Afro-carribean' with 'white' and look at the whole tone and meaning of the whole horrid piece which has nothing to do with 'stating the facts'....at all

1st man: My wild nephew has been 'sent down' from Cambridge and is looking to lay low for a while somewhere off Lordship Lane 2nd Man: Mount Adon? 1st Man: Well I wouldn't put it past him

Doesn't a ricesteamer have a widget for this?

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On tonight's thrilling episode of Mornington > Crescent (ISIHAC): > > Upton Park because it says 'crap not poo' > backwards. Oi

1st Man- I saw a black and white cartoon cat looking for property in a road just off Lordship Lane earlier today 2nd Man - Sylvester? 1st Man - Yup, could of been

1st Man- I hear that the tartan rocker Mr Stewart is looking for a new place for him and his latest wife just off Lordship Lane 2nd Man - Rodwell? 1st Man - Very sprightly for a man in his 60s

1st Man - My wife says that Hoxton's far too lively for her at her age and she wants to move somewhere quieter south of the river 2nd Man - Dulwich? 1st Man - Yup....but she's absolute filth in the bedroom

Nope, that's the fault of the Icelanders but he left in strange circumstances (*cough* Bung) having spunked away the then Massive ?20 million we got for Rio on a series of players who looked well past it (thanks for Titi Camara BTW) and some of whom had connections with agents who were close to him...er his other son (not Jamie) being a classic example. West Ham fans have mixed opinions on him but a significant minority think he is a thief and were not shocked by early morning police visits or the fact that he was a multi-millionairre way back when salaries were nothing like they are now...

Castle.... Uplands, I think

This is the tie for the in-laws to be.... Tie for prospective inlaws

Want to buy a toaster *Bob*? I've a Dualit for ?15 ono

I'm pretty sure the little bar with the darts has gone

yup.......same old Pavlovian response. We - all of us- can't afford a levelling up...so a levelling would be more socialist and equal

Yup...but meanwhile in our untouchable Public Sector..... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/pensions/3534233/Public-sector-pensions-Just-how-generous-are-they.html

Look no further than E13

1st Man - Our poultry is so down in the dumps we're thinking of moving to East Dulwich in an attempt to cheer them up 2nd Man - Henslowe? 1st Man - You can say that again

1st man: We just bought a house in the road near the new school in East Dulwich. 2nd man: Barry? 1st man: No. My name is John.

What reggie said but might be wise to add an 'alledgedly'

'Not guilty my honour'

Cut a big branch of your hedge daizie

The Oracle spoke and once again was correct Liquorish 3.30pm "You couldn't do a Signapore Sling could you?" "Of course" She had two, very nice by all accounts...asleep on my sofa.

9/10 REAL live fishing in Tesco (Tesco dm!!!?).