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Silver Buckle's been closed a few months

I think Sean has a hint of cockney in his accent - it's all that time in East Ham

helping us out with our spelling and cricket...wot next? Morris Dancing?

Ahh, I remeber some of the original Dirtboxes 1984/5...no jokes plaese folks

Come on, Mockney got it right reasons for being single in 30s a) Ugly b) Mad stalker c) Bastard d) Recentley divorced and reverting to c) if your choice or b) if hers

Sorry, I forgot the Cheltenham stuff. I didn't - I'd lumped on in 2008 and got burned so couldn't forgive

I guess it's better than "SHUT THE FACK UP YOU NOISY FECKERS" which has tended to be my MO

good, I can go and get another beer out the fridge now

100

hey, nearly the jump season...I presume you're not as keen on that MM?

...the marriage nearly..the toaster no. Can I get some leaverage on my 1997 Nokia 800 off them?

...lasted a lot longer than the marriage

I've got a 15 year old one (first wedding) runs fine

I'm painting while she takes the kids away....if not I'd be in the boozer right now...planning a bit of a session tomorrow evening though

Arrrr indeed 'in it together' Maurice, the wise words of David Cameron......although, of course, it is a bit easier to be in 'it together' with the odd ?1million plus fortune to hand - the shadow cabinet are certainly as a rule in 'that' together.

BTW I'm doubtful for The Vale tomorrow...2nd half more likely, but fine for Ireland game at Castle

I'm here...but got to go an get me Stella

..especially as Ted gets up at dawn to play them in Dulwich Park just to annoy us

..apart from on No10 Downing Street

DC - part of a chain of rubbish...I know you don't really

No Brendan he wants to screw us all...I think

...sadly Brendan that applies to many Labour politicians...I think 'politician' is the giveaway

Green tweed?

Similar story to *Bob*. My missus being 8 months pregnant elects to have a single glass of wine most Saturdays now, being practically allergic to the filthy stuff but also in sympathy to her and my liver I am restricting myself to 4 cans of Stella (with a financial penalty too of no 6 for a ?5 from Bossman). Anyway, she has her glass whilst we watch X-Factor and then Waddles off to bed putting 2/3 of a bottle of wine in the fridge. Come Sunday, without fail, the recycling box has 4 cans of Stella and an empty bottle of wine..spooky and not ammusing in my hungover state. *Bob* is it possible that X-factor carries some malignant spirit that come out of the TV a la Poltegeist (not sure if it happened in Poltegeist 2) to disrupt our domestic arrangements?

just 'cos everyone except Brendan wants a Bentley doesn't mean the roads are full of them