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Fish, a bishop known as fish, hoping that girls will behave like Fish, methods of falling gullible Fish, spending every night eating Fish, dishes reheated by sitting on them I LOVE THIS BOOK I'l stop now...

You could have borrowed mine - it's excellent with some truly mad entrants on every page I've just opened a random page and under 'chelsea' it has Chelsea, agreeved drug users of Chelsea, Cecil Beaton boxed in the jaw in, Chelsea, flaggelation house in Chelsea, philandering MPS who have represented Chelsea, Football Club shirt, making love in I LOVE THIS BOOK

What you say is true....I suspect it's entirely random but there are no pubs on t'other side of LL...Clockhouse/Herne and FHT are facing the 'wrong' way however

for what it's worth, I do think James has an entirely valid point that casual homophobia is far more tolertaed than racism...even in 'liberal' circles. However, James fella your tone does come accross as slightly "I'm a bigger victim than you" victimhood like. peace and love from quids (white, middle aged, straight)

How about? "You two are pretty ugly for white middle aged businessman....and to be honest that's saying something"

macroban - 1% for telling you to tidy up and have the smell of fresh coffee perculating when buyers comes round stikes me as a 'thanks but no thanks'

Ole... ...also personally pleased that 'Motty' has finally been put out to seed, awful as he's been for 5 or 6 years

Hey - I didn't spot mission....cool as fuck I spent a few days there 3 years ago, I agree with Sean it's a bit more like Shoreditch I'd say

20 mins on Chav Pride for free sounds better value

The Graffitti doesn't suit your name. turn one of the shells into an SS Stormtrooper hat or sumfink

What this Forum did? I can't believe that...it' made mine very slightly worse

I sometimes think I must live in a different SE22 - I live on Fellbrigg road so near both LL and Northcross once in a blue and yellow moon I can't park more or less outside my house so may have to park a bit further up or down the road and walk back

You can come and mow my lawn if you want

Brendan - I hate to disagree, he is a great, great man...not a great orator IMO

I'm a towney, leave the country to the wurzels

...do you only come here at 1.30 on Saturdays? Other than that it's a piece of piss, and I live off Northcross road....if you can bare walking 10 yards or so once in a while you'll be alright

I'm gonna get my teeth 'Burberry' capped especially for this

We can probably get away with it by the station

For the bazillionth season in a row *puts on robot voice "I can see Spurs breaking into the top 4 this season"......BWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH PS Please Spain PLEASE

not far in SE22 innit

Cheers Mockney - it was the first one. I think it hits the truth a bit - it seems that every few months for the last 5+years there's been a major BBC or ITV story on the imminent collapse of the Mugabe regime......doesn't lok any nearer now than in 1980 to me

Maybe the only other forum I've ever been on for any length of time was right, right out there but this forum is an absolutele pussy cat compared to that one - like completeley polar opposites I've never seen anything remotely aggressive and offensive compared to literrally what went on (and still does I think) on almost every thread on my old stomping ground....newbies completlety abused, people pulled up on anything, constant swearing, some deeply deeply unpleasant politics, almost no moderation..but it was somehow fun like a dodgy boozer compared to an All Bar One... Still very pleasant on here and homely so don't go changing......

I was working at home today and went out for a lunchtime stroll. I saw these people and wondered if they are normally about...I was also amazed at how empty LL is in the week. Shit most of the shops can only make any money on Saturdays

if you want lessons on how to develop and obnoxious and aloof persona I'm available

The Daily Mash summed it up nicely yesterday but I can't do that link thing...help please Mockney