Dopamine1979

I'll probably check it out for a sandwich. I've found in the past 2 weeks of paternity leave there don't seem to be many local places where you can get a nice sandwich to me made to order.

Returned to work after 2 weeks paternity leave. My office has been plundered for supplies by my thieving colleagues. There will be blood.

But its really itchy. Now it's starting to swell too.

Or 'Mark all messages as read' at the bottom of the page.

Looks hideous but probably very environmentally friendly.

http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_797_20140823151637.jpg

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "There is nothing more boring than being sober > when surrounded by people getting pissed." > > A long time ago I had about 15 months off the > beer, mainly because I'd just bought the ED house > and was in full renovation mode for ages. Getting > wrecked on a Friday, ruined the weekend's plans so > rather than trying to do both I just went clean. > Funnily enough, at that time (early 90s), there > were quite a few pubs doing draught alcohol free - > which I mistakenly thought would always be the > case. > Anyway, what I was trying to say, when I was not > drinking for that period of time and i was out > with my usual crowd I forgot that I was sober and > ended-up acting a drunk along with everyone else > (though, in retrospect, I had no excuse !). It was > only next day that I sussed why I didn't feel > rough and could work on house / get to work on > time and graft the full day etc. I didn't have a > sense at all of being sober but surrounded by > pissed people ! This is well recognised. I think there have been studies about it.

I think I saw him in the park.

I assume this is how they motivate the workforce. **Contains strong language. Not safe for work**

People pointing out that the rage in this thread is irrational. That's the whole point.

Concerto of the Desperado - The Roots

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I'm usually half drunk anyway This explains alot.

You are hereby absolved.

Which phrase did you use Otta? What was the context? Only then call you fully repent.

I used to love that show but now find it really annoying.

My barber shaved my nostril hair without my consent. Do you know any good solicitors?

"I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust." - Tim Vine

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990

Tried wuli wuli on Saturday. Very good food.

Heaven must be missing an angel, cos you look just like Ronnie Barker.

Sky is the limit - Notorious B.I.G

A disgruntled toddler?

El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > rumour has it that Paul from the Wonder Years grew > up to become this > > > when in reality he became this > I heard he grew up to be Marilyn Manson.

Borrow a trolley from one of the DIY shops?