Dog duck

What's long and red and hangs from a c#?t? Donald Trumps tie...

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Wow!! This beautifully constructed menu is well > worth a try. In fact those that don't go are well > and truly missing out. I visited spinach for its > soft opening on Wednesday and sampled some (quite > a few) of what this exciting menu had to offer. i > think I've stumbled across my new favourite south > London restaurant! Between the intriguing wine > selection and the incredible dishes that are on > offer I'd find a harder spot to rival this new > restaurant in east dulwich. I'm not a creature of > habit by nature, far from it however I think I'm > going to be a staple regular at the delicious new > home from home. Can't wait for my next visit." > > If you negate it, it reads: > "Jeezus!! This terribly put together 'menu' is > just not worth the bother. In fact those who do go > are well and truly wasting their time. I visited > spinach for its soft opening on Wednesday and > sampled some (quite a few) of what this boring > menu had to offer. I know I've stumbled upon a > terrible south London restaurant! Between the > predictable wine selection and the average dishes > on offer I can easily find a better spot to rival > this place in east dulwich. I'm not a creature of > habit by nature and I think just as well based on > what I've seen. Won't be going there again." > > There you are, two ficticious reviews, the truth > probably lying somewhere between each extreme. Good one!

S'all Greek to me

missbl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi everyone, > > Would you know a nice place to work on my > computer. I especially like very sunny places, > like a cafe with bow Windows or glass good.. > Thank you for your help ! Is this for real or a p*** take?

Something with moron glac?

Mrs2013 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Finally! That place was awful and a disgrace. Once > a year I go in for a meal and then I remember why > I hate it so much. Very slow service and poor > presentation. Tasteless food. Dulwich deserves a > much better French than that. Got to agree with that

A whey in a manger

EDmummy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wish I'd seen the reindeer! Think there might be some patchy drizzle tomorrow...

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why do these articles only talk about new or > relatively new things? Parallel universe syndrome > once again. > > Louisa. Er because the article is about now for god's sake

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I agree rendalharris that often healthier options > are available for similar or even cheaper prices a > lot of the time, even here in ED. Perhaps some > take away options do exploit the 'value for money' > card a lot of the time, and of course that's down > to the individual to decide which options are most > cost effective and healthy. However, sometimes > people just prefer certain things and that's down > to them. What I dislike is this nanny state > approach, dictating to people do as I say and not > as I do. For me personally, Franco Manca is high > in salt and fat, just as unhealthy as any number > of take away options locally- and yet, because > it's marketed at people of a certain income > bracket it therefore validates it's credentials as > a healthy option. It isn't when compared to a > fresh salad free from dressings at M&S, to use > your example. People like what they like, and > that's down to them. But for some people to bad > mouth Subway when more expensive options locally > are also selling unhealthy options is a little bit > 'pot kettle' IMO. > > Louisa. Oh god here we go... again

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To you, these people may simply look like 'people' > in a 'restaurant' - if indeed you even noticed > them at all. > > But not to Louisa. Her mystical Third Eye sees > deeper, sees all. > > > Call it a gift. Call it a curse. Call it what you > will - but there is no hiding from The Eye - as it > projects its own bizarre assumptions onto anyone > and anything that falls under its crackpot gaze. True true... Louisa should go and get her Malbec or Chat Pap in M&S if she can navigate the limited wine section, and shut the front door

jam_log Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > how this thread has provided me with amusement, at > one stage, I even spat out my M&S bottled water, I > was laughing so much at the craziness of this > thread..... Hear, hear!!

Style&Savoir Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ha! Tube, clearly I still think I'm in North > London. Thanks everyone! Tomorrow morning is > coffee try outs - I'll keep you posted :) Please don't...

Hear, hear! and let's hope that the Louisa can contain herself...

Did anyone catch the powerful and moving documentary regarding our neighbours last night? or was everyone thinking up some crap regarding M&S...

Is she a yummy mummy?

You don't sound like you're coming to me?

Here we go...

Look at you all?!!.... this thread is unbelievable! M&S is opening a shop on Lordship Lane...so @#?!ing what?

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I haven't been in for a while, but whilst visiting > today I couldn't help but notice how terribly long > the queues were and the fact that one of the > regular cashier booths had a seperate queue of > people (presumably paying in large amounts from > small businesses?). I timed my wait, and from the > moment I stepped through the door it took me 37 > minutes to make it a cashier. This has to be > unacceptable surely? I've raised this with them > before some years ago, but nothing seems to have > changed. They weren't short staffed either (at > least 6 members of staff behind the counter but > only 3 tills open). This branch also lacks the > modern facilities most refurbished branches now > have, such as personal banking machines for paying > in cash and swopping money between accounts, > paying bills etc. > > Please sort it out Barclays. > > Louisa. ...ridiculous!! don't barclays know who you are?

Love it

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Get stuffed! You'll miss when I'm gone, oh yes you > bloomin will! You're only jealous cos I'm > somewhere nice and you're stuck there waiting for > poncy Marks and Sparks to open so you can show off > to your neighbours with a bottle of prosecco. Ha > ha ha. Louisa 1 - 0 Dog duck (wannabe) > > Louisa. Eh? What are you talking about you deluded grockle

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm off to Devon today, the sun is out and it's 21 > degrees in Exeter! Good luck with the miserable > polluted rain fellow ED folk. > > Louisa. Good riddance

Here we go... a pointless stupid list of local eateries we all know

As it does with many people on the EDF