legalbeagle

Awwwww I love a good wedding. Congratulations!!

I suspect it's a combination of the name of the publisher of her autobiography, along with a reference to the number of zeros they've had to pay her to write it.

If you're worried about direct contact again (and I don't blame you!) I would definitely suggest writing a letter to the mother. I had some issues with neighbours a while ago (noise, but not assault) and they refused to speak to me or to answer the door to the council. I wrote them a really balanced, civil letter, not threatening them, but just asking for a solution that they go inside and be quieter after 11pm. I didn't get a peep out of them after that. Obviously here you are dealing with much more unpleasant behaviour, and I'm not sure you'll get the same miraculous response, but you at least have a good chance of putting your case to the adult in question without being threatened. Also follow up with the police and enlist James Barber's kind offer of help. You were assaulted, it's a criminal offence, and the person in question should be prosecuted. That in itself may deter at least some of the behaviour.

Soooooooooo July plans?

Oh gawd I'm late! Happy b'day Laddy!

You lot come anywhere near my wedding reception and I'll set the dogs on you.

This thread title sounds like a Douglas Adams book. That is all.

I've met giggirl and Katie1997. Both completely FABulous. (Though Katie's a bit scary when eating curry, TBH). And yes, Laddy Muck is as mad as a box of frogs. *Ducks*

No, not joke, is a nice place and except for the train journey thing, it fits the bill, and it is also on the fast train to London if you change at Faversham so journey can be speedier......just trying to be helpful......are there "in" jokes about Whitstable then?

x2 for Whitstable.

I tweet! But not about elderflowers, it has to be said. Though now you mention it........ The citric acid or whatever is definitely for preservation, otherwise it doesn't last very long so better made in small batches. And the best bunches of flowers to pick are ones where some of the flowers aren't quite open yet. Don't know why, but again better flaviour etc.

Awww thanks. And thanks for the bubbly Mr Jack. It was delicious!

Shhhh! Don't tell them! And thank you for the lovely thread Mucky. xxx

When did you witness that? Good Lord. I must have been drunk. There's none of that nonsense now you know. :))

Well thank you. And yes. He is a Fireman!

Someone once left a trilby hat on my doorstep. I think it might have been a boyfriend trying to win me back. Quite why he thought a trilby would do that, I really don't know. He also left a fluffy toy penguin.

My BF currently calls me "Mummy Bear". Apparantly I'm rather protective of my kids. :)

Unless they are cooking it. Sort of bringing me the news through the medium of smell? Dogs have very sensitive noses......

Now THAT'S news. Though of course I can no longer read it.

*pokes eyes out with shitty stick in despair at what passes for "news" these days*

Well if you want to branch out and assist in clearing my garden too, you need only say. I'd use my shed but it's full of clowns.

Anyone else just NOT CARE who these people are or are not sleeping with? Why do they NEED an injunction, super or otherwise? Can we just stop caring about their nether regions and then the papers would have nothing to sell?

huncamunca - where do you live? Are you sure the bastards aren't escaping into my garden? I'm swamped I tell you. Feckers.

Me and Fireman are not around Weds nights, so a no from us. But keen to do the next one so hurry up and get this one over with!

Or one handsome juggler?