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I agree with ???? and steveo 100%. The fact that the Palestinian leader joined the Nazi party because Hitler said he would kill the Jews says it all imvho.(ps ???? it's 'toe' the party line btw)

And still the rockets and missiles fly backwards and forwards......

You take a cutting from a lovely shrub from your English holiday rental and it roots and flourishes in your garden

Sunday Express carrying an article by Vanessa Feltz - she reveals that he put his hand up her leg whilst being interviewed on the bed during Channel 4's Big Breakfast. Rolf's wife was there and Vanessa felt that she could not brush him off as they were on air. This was nearly 20 years ago! What are these luvvies on that they cover up for each other. She tries to come across as an agony aunt and she could have prevented 20 years of grief for a number of young girls and women.

Lonesome Dove- Ricky Skaggs

My dad pays his cleaner ?12.50 an hour

If the 2 women rummaging through the bins are not challenged, how long will it be before they spread the word about property layout, security, timings of empty houses etc to their pals and we have a plague of burglaries etc

I meant that he could not say anything whilst at the BBC because they are so entrenched in their own leftie smugness -and I suppose he knew they would sack him since they are a bunch of petulant children and he wanted to make exposures. I also like Paxman - he is a breath of honest fresh air

The fact that he could not say these things whilst still working at the BBC speaks volumes imvho

tfwsoll -are we allowed to extend a word Scrabble-style? I.e. 'slow' morphs into 'slowly' in your case. Does this mean that I could take Townleygreen's song above and make a song with the word 'mistake' in it?

When asked if we were going on holiday my dad would say 'yes, Stopathome, Windowsill bay'

I saw 2 immigration control vans going that way over the weekend!

I stay in the UK- I love it. Only ever go self catering, caravan or camping for 1 week.

Run To The Hills- Iron Maiden

StraferJack's definition sounds about right- both these terms and various others are the modern day equivalent of a chastity belt. But just to confuse the issue, if the lady in question does not do what the man wants she is then classified as 'frigid'. And...the ridiculous footwear that women are expected to wear in order to look 'fashionable' is the modern day equivalent of foot-binding!

Shake, Rattle and Roll- Bill Haley

Careless Love- Bessie Smith

Tom Daley 'springs' to mind. And there are quite a few feet -first divers ('tombstoning?) at Durdle Door every year

I would have thought if you had 3 children your time would be taken up mixing with other mums and their children- she could encourage their creativity

My sister's boyfriend owned the house but as I said she got ?10,000 for her contribution. A friend of mine had a joint mortgage and left the home with her children- 4 years later after she had wasted money renting a flat in a grotty tower block, he was compelled by the court to give her her share of the house.

A friend who was house sitting and looking after a cat told me that the cat brings a dead bird in EVERY day. It eats most of the birds many of which have charcoal grey feathers. This is 365 birds a year just from one cat!

Turn to Stone - Joe Walsh

My sister was in a mentally abusive relationship with her 5 year old child. She was living with the boyfriend in his house and she contributed to the household bills for which she had kept receipts. When she could no longer stand being belittled all the time and her daughter being treated badly, she left and she claimed a settlement for her contribution. She got ?10,000. Be prepared for this but do not leave the home because it could take a long time and a lot of aggro regaining it. You definitely need to seek help from the citizen's advice bureau asap

I've seen Richard Ayoade in Cafe Nero.....where you could get coffee and a panini for about the same

(FDJGoose you had an extra 2 in your Scott Walker song!) Evil Woman (Don't Play Your Games With Me)- Black Sabbath