*Bob*

vinceayre Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Maybe we > could all club together and give them the air fair > to a nice free state like Iran perhaps where they > can slag of the government and rulers to their > hearts content, that is until they are hung of > course. It's a perverse position you've got there, Vince. That UK residents should respect the freedoms of speech enjoyed under UK law by.. er.. keeping their mouths shut! And the difference bewtween a country that hangs people for saying the wrong thing and a country that deports people who say the wrong thing to a country that hangs people for saying the wrong thing.. the difference is..??

Are you sure it wasn't Paul Ross?

Yes. Only minus the football strip and the rubber glove.

Sorry Alan - fire won't light itself, unfortunately. No on the arm front. It's frustrating, but Mrs *Bob* is good enough to beat me off once a week or so - which keeps me sane.

Where are my manners! Let's catch-up properly. Was the neighbour / wall rendering issue resolved, or are you 'at war'? Did your 'friend' ever make that fresh start abroad, or did you - I mean he - wuss-out? Did Selbourne Village weather the financial storm?

It's up to you, Al. If you want to plod your way towards The Crem in a 'tolerable' profession, pausing only occasionally to wistfully imagine how things might have been if you'd have had the bottle to try and make a living out of something you actually enjoyed - then that's your call. Or did you try, goddamit - only for Lady Luck to shat in your lap?

None of them were music either.

Well as you say, it's just maths. ie Mud and Walls. Throw mud, hit walls. Throw more mud, hit more walls. So maths it may be; but to designate 'luck' as the single biggest determinant in your life is one holy cop-out. Throw no mud, hit no walls.

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's just maths *Bob*. > > How many near death experiences did you have > before you penned the theme tune to Gigglebiz? You > jammy get.. Mud and walls, for sure.

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Luck is the single biggest determinant in any of > our lives. The perfect fallback position - if you can't be honest and blame yourself.

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So this thread has little or nothing to do with > Ross now? Not for the last three and half pages, no.

Michael Winner. Esure commercials. Doesn't bear thinking about.

Though I don't think I'd want the several million quid.. if it came with that jumper.

He's got a lot to be cheerful about.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Paul Farrer. Music for The Weakest Link. Several > million quid. Still, money can't buy you everything.. as this picture of Mr F demonstrates only too well..

Paul Farrer. Music for The Weakest Link. Several million quid. Bastard.

Nickelback. 30 million albums. Your guess is a as good as mine.

Charlie Chaplin. Not funny. Rich as Croesus. Go figure.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The likes of *bob* and David are able to stick up > for themselves, and if they find Atila that out of > order, they can report him. I would never report Atila. It would be like reporting a toddler for wetting the bed.

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do I remember something somebody wrote about me on > a forum nearly 2 years? Fcuking have a day off! > And you're telling you remember it, how sad. Do > you have friends/life, scrolling through 2 year > old posts! Get a life! I'm sure if someone called me 'fat' - and then I said I'd duff them up - I'd probably remember. I can only assume it happens to you a lot - and you've offered so many people out for fights as a result that you can't remember the specific occasions. You're right though, it was a fair while back. Before you mellowed, I think.

Oh Alan.. I do miss you. x

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------ > Really, I suppose I could pu in C**t for you and > david_carnell and you'd both pop up. And as a > matter fo interest how the fcuk do you know if I'm > fat or otherwise. Have I ever met you? Do you actually own a brain, or is your entire mind devoted to 'football' and 'getting the wrong end of the stick'? It wasn't me who called you fat. It was Alan. Remember? I remembered that he referred to you as his 'fat friend', after which, you hinted that (if he persisted) you'd duff him up. Rightly so, to be honest - he's got it coming.

No need to trawl. I have a good memory. I simply put 'fat friend' into the search box and up it popped.

This is more like it! Just like the good old days! Ah... those good-old days.. (*cue dreamy music cue and wibbly lines on-screen*) Posted by: atila the gooner 05 February, 2008 15:03 Alan you sound like a real pompous @#$%&, which means you're right at home in ED... Keep your insults to yourself and we might, just might get along. You sound very brave when it comes to throwing insults around when noboby knows who you are, but wouldn't say boo to a goose face to face. Possibly you were bullied as a child? Happy Days.

My Gran, on the other hand - not much of an admirer of Fred - was a big fan of Norman Collier, who made a tidy sum in the 70's and 80's with a television routine consisting of him pretending that his microphone didn't work properly. I think I like Ross more than Norman Collier, but don't doubt that Fred is more talented than the pair of them. That said, I don't know how Fred would have managed a popular Saturday morning radio show and wouldn't give Ross five minutes in a working men's club in Doncaster.