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*Bob*

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  1. Never mind. It's only money.
  2. daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > haha, i was accused of being felicity normal, very > funny Sorry to hear that, Felicity.
  3. A bottle of Pom would be more appropriate.
  4. Bully me, Louisa.. ooh! aah! Stop! More.. ooo Yes oooaaah..
  5. who_cares... Poppy's posts are all fictitious.
  6. Yes, Ted.. I agree there's an improvement in the overall writing. And the dog-fouling / social responsibility is 'almost' low-key and suburban-minded enough to get in under the radar. But we're not there yet. Stick at it, Poppy.
  7. I wouldn't worry about it, JetSet.. none of it actually happened anyway.
  8. What, no incidents on a fictitious bus, rats, sticky toffees or other imaginative flights of fancy? Disappointing.. I do so love a good story.
  9. I wasn't joking, Mike. I've got the clap - and believe you me - it's no laughing matter.
  10. I'm looking forward to seeing his live show next week.. Followed by a trip to the clap clinic.
  11. Thank god everyone else on the march was there for noble and well thought-out reasons.
  12. Only if you're a Lib Dem MP afflicted by Jonathan Kinging of the jaw.
  13. Really? I thought most pools didn't allow petting these days, as a rule.
  14. From what I hear you're already getting plenty of action, Tony.
  15. Edwina? "More peas, John..?"
  16. The Beeb One O' Clock reported was keen to stress that argey-bargey is localised and sporadic, with most of the protesters peaceful. Beeb 24 Hour Rolling is showing clips of minor scuffles on loop. Hurrah for double standards in reporting.
  17. Can someone get the round in? I'll have four pints of lager and a packet of dry roasted, please.
  18. I'll be wearing a mauve beret, an A-line skirt and winklepickers.
  19. What - you mean - grow three feet on the end of each knob? That would be alarming for sure.
  20. I'm just downing a half pound of Red Leicester - maybe I can grow another four knobs this time.
  21. I think Robert Peston has caused at least a third of it.
  22. HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is what happens when you eat cheese and read > Kafka at bedtime *Bob*. Nice of you to say, but I'm more of a Razzle man.
  23. Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do they all 'feel' the same, if you know what I > mean? Unfortunately they're all all growing out of the back of my neck, so I can't reach, try as I might. Great minds though and all that though, eh Hugue.
  24. I woke up this morning to discover I've grown an extra THREE ARMS overnight. I can't think of why this would have happened - though I have eaten a lot of cheese in the last week. Can anybody offer any advice? Sensible suggestions only please - I'm really worried and don't know what to do.
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