*Bob*

Look! A flying pig.

Good stuff.. you're on to a winner this time, DM.

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Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have I missed any out? Sean Laughing. Sean Serene. Sean in Repose. Sean Pensive. Sean Playful. Sean. Sean.

Question mark after 'he'?

"Grammer"??

What, you mean like a gigantic version of the 'ask the audience' in Millionaire? A handset in every home with three buttons on it: 'Yes', 'No', and 'Dur'.

Despatches has been shite for some time now. When I switch on and inadvertently catch something like that I honestly can't guess which channel its on without looking - which is bad news.

On the whole, I say: line them all up, bend them over, boot their arses and keep booting until they stop being such massively selfish pricks. Don't know the specific details of each case: I assume Ewan spotted his whilst he was at least actually spending some time in the country in question - even if it was on a cossetted motorcycle adventure tour with posho Charlie Boorman and a backup camera crew of sixteen.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That said, Madonna has donated enormous amounts of > money to Malawian orphanages.. It's an expensive business, buying a kid from Africa - especially when you're a pop star. What was her charitable interest in the place before she wanted to GET one? Around zero?

Well I hope not, Tony. But I'd be interested to know under what circumstances anyone thinks it's a super wheeze for a pop star to scoot off to Africa to BUY a child as a fashion accessory. Let's hope the person she pays to look after the kid comes with good refs.

I tend to reserve the foul language for those who really deserve it.

She's a fookin idiot and needs a good kick up the fookin arsehole. NEXT

Which MP did you take out, ?????

A bus ticket to and from B&Q - to buy a non-work-related hose attachment. I got a lift there!!!!!!!! Take that, Mr Taxman. One in the eye.

I saw a great one once.. where S?amus goes to do some landscape gardening for a bored, attractive housewife - and they end-up doing it on the fence.

BBW, It's a touchy subject for Sean so I'm not surprised he's a little on the quiet side. You seen your fair bit of skinflicks. Have you never noticed the name S?amus O'Dong in the credits anywhere?

Peppa Pig In The Night Garden Sing & Sign

You could try Mitcham, Mikecg? A good friend of mine lives down that way and he assures me it isn't poncey at all.

Yeah man, I want my money back - I've been conned too. I thought I was buying into a low-key but reasonably pleasant London suburb with some decent houses which we could still afford, with a few nice parks, plenty of families so family friendly, a few bars and the odd restaurant or two. Turns out it's nothing but a low-key but reasonably pleasant London suburb with some decent houses which we could still afford, with a few nice parks, plenty of families so family friendly, a few bars and the odd restaurant or two. I can't believe I've been such a fool.

Absolutely beautiful thread. Fondest Regards, *Bob*

The CAT sat on the MAT

I don't think the whole thing's a wind-up, not at all. But that doesn't mean our Lou-Lou doesn't enjoy irking an oh-so-irkable audience by pressing those oh-so-pressable buttons. She blows it half the time though - by saying increasingly preposterous things (see 'no pizza in Italy' above). Naturally - I love it all.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > providing she keeps-up with a certain percentage a > perfectly reasonable points in other areas (as she > does), she can lay on the rest of it at whim. See Louisa's above.. As I say.. Masterful.

Lou's posts are a masterclass in trolling, and I absolutely take my hat off to her. She's found a rich source of victims on here, and providing she keeps-up with a certain percentage a perfectly reasonable points in other areas (as she does), she can lay on the rest of it at whim. She's so good that even people who should know better just can't help themselves. Louisa.. I salute you. You're THE BEST.