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*Bob*

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    Breadmakers

    Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seriously though. Bakery is a highly skilled > profession -ask the NAMB. Baking is a piece of piss. Just ask our Panasonic SD255.
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    Breadmakers

    We can't afford it. The HP payments on the breadmaker are really hitting us hard.
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    Breadmakers

    Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nothing wrong with making bread by hand but > there's no need to make it in a ?120 alarm clock. There's nothing wrong with washing your clothes in the bath with a dolly peg either. But.. you know..
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    Breadmakers

    I agree on the chickens thing. That's just silly talk. But making bread requires less expertise than wiping your bum. (I presume Alan gets an expert in for that as well)
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    Breadmakers

    It's water, yeast, salt, butter and pressing 'go'.
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    Breadmakers

    Panasonic is the brand to go for, Doodles.
  7. Why is owning your own home assumed to be some sort of 'right'? It isn't. It's no more your 'right' to own your own home than it is to own six cars, or go on holiday eight times a year.
  8. A drink in a Wetherspoons is about as enjoyable as running your tongue around the rim of a toilet bowl. But each to their own.
  9. Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bah humbug - I think I'll start a things you can't > get enough of thread. > > What a positive start to 2008. please don't put football on it please
  10. football
  11. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- It's the people inside that can create > the atmosphere. And what's inside the people inside.
  12. DM - The Wetherspoons are the ones full of miserable old men drinking cheap flat beer, waiting for their two-for-a-fiver meals to arrive. You can't miss 'em.
  13. Blame the Spice Girls, Alan. Girl power. Blame those adverts on television.. you know.. the ones where the MAN is officiously trying to get the new computer to work and then - get this - the WOMAN just comes in, just presses a switch and bang - it's up and running!!!! ! Genius. It's a Brave new World out there.
  14. Why Anna..I'd be there like a shot! If I had any interest in football at all.. which I don't. To be honest I'd rather iron my own penis. (Than watch football, I mean - I'm sure an evening round yours would be just super) No - I'm 'sourcing' for some friends who want to watch the match before coming round to mine.
  15. Nice one folks I have put in a couple of calls, and it seems both the EDT and CPT will be showing it.
  16. Hello FOOTBALL PEOPLE Do any of you know if any local pubs will be showing the Arsenal game tomorrow? Atila has kindly informed me that it would need to be a 'Setanta'-equipped pub. Thanks
  17. When were you born, Brendan? If there was anything notable around that time, I don't mind doing you Dad (in the Goodfellas sense) and then sticking around to see something of interest. Two birds / One stone etc.
  18. Would anyone else like to do anything really dark.. like murder a parent etc?
  19. Foxtons could do it. They've put a lot of boards up recently.
  20. Yeah. And bring back Grammar Schools.
  21. I'd like to spin forward, say, thirty years and see how I've evolved. My legs will have shrivelled-up, as will my left arm. A single unblinking eye (on a stalk) will protrude from my enlarged head. My right arm will have lost all it's fingers, save for the one that clicks on the mouse.
  22. Many a time I've snuck a hand round the back of a plant pot and given it a shake - with the appropriate 'burbling' sound effect - to blank stares. The adventure game was pure magic. Right up there with The Great Egg Race.
  23. Surely the point of tipping is that it's an extra reward for a especially personal service. If your refuse collectors meet those requirements, then tip away. All I know is that mine come on Fridays.. that's about as personal as it gets.
  24. The knapsack does ring a bell. What I remember more clearly is the mask or helmet thing which showed how much life force the young adventurer had left.
  25. I think I must have just caught the first year or so of it - before discovering the dubious delights of drinking cider in parks and hoping a girl might let me touch her up. Cool though the programme undoubtedly was, I doubt if mentioning 'Knightmare' would have given me the edge over the bigger boys.
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