*Bob*

Bit of light relief.. http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?30,934664

Emeli Thingy perched ludicrously on a stool has provided te first real laugh of the evening.

"Daddy, I want to go to bed now"

As soon as I caught sight of Stomp, I knew all was lost.

Sorry everyone, but my gut feeling is that this one is going to absolutely SUCK.

That's a lovely opening post there, Longboy. I say, did you ever get those cardboard boxes? It would be awfully brilliant if you did.

But she'd be ok with someone flashing their vag, watched by men eating prawn cocktail crisps with a cushion on their lap?

Jazz is never 'fine'. NEVER.

Wednesdays and Fridays - light jazz. As a stripper bares all amidst an aroma of stale cheese and onion.

Light jazz?

ha ha!

"... aaaand moving on to the Septic Tank, you will notice that.."

"Build it - and they will come."

Of course they'll come! And when they get there, you can lay on the guided tour - pointing-out in detail the various u-values of various installed materials. They'll love it!

Plead with your London friends to visit - with cocaine. (Tips hat to Stu)

Possibly so, Reeko.. fortunately - in this case - I'm long past caring.

There are soooo many good ones I've forgotten, or just missed. And - no doubt - so, so many left to come.

"I'm more than happy with my intellect" "It's not an ego.. it's self-empowerment that have evolved over a long period of time" "I have nothing to fear here" "I'm always happy to admit when I'm wrong. The fact that I rarely do shows how often I'm right" "I'm an expert shopper and tend to look through hundreds of products before making up my mind" "I look young and fit" "There is a certain arrogance on my part ? I certainly don't suffer from an overestimation of one's own competence or capabilities" "no one in my lifetime have successfully put a label on me" "I don't do mainstream I'm afraid. This set the template for everything I do. It's why I don't do Waitrose anymore" "I bought a loaf in Lidl last week and it was rather good" "+1 for Oven Pride" "The Chorizo sausage caught my eye when I looked through the meat" "I've been using a Merkur safety razor since 2004. I have the Gillette 1904 replica but planning to get an Edwin Jaegger one too at some point? I hope to migrate to straight razors one day for the ultimate shave" "I've seen John Prescott live" "I'm drawing a line in the sand and ending all ties. Once I've made a decision then there's no turning back" "gardening is not yet one of my priority projects.. I'll know when the time is right to start on the garden project. I rarely get my projects wrong? At some point in my life I may take up gardening but want to make sure it's done to a very high standard" "I can see England beating the Italians" "there's nothing to fear unless you're living next door to me"

Favourite Hoskins quote, on being asked what his reasons were for doing those British Gas adverts: I've got a million reasons.. And they've all got the Queen's 'ead on 'em.

Quietly await death

Undisputed Tw@t

That's right. And the fox was huge. I mean, seriously well-hung. Phwoar.

A hush descends..

(settles in)

Irish stew?