HonaloochieB

If it's on the route of the 19 bus and it's Rudi Can't Fail then, coolio.

Curmudgeon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I am peeved and perturbed and feel grumpy. > > Disgruntled Curmudgeon of East Dulwich When I'm P'd and perturbation and Grump have invaded my psyche, I find a a large dose of Milk Of Magnesia and a viewing of mid-period Dad's Army is a balm unto my soul. Works wonders for the Newingtons an' all.

They could flog a job lot to the Jeremy Kyle show, some of the women coming on for a DNA test might want to consider how their children will judge their body size in years to come. Girlfriend. Seriously they might grow up stupid enough to take notice of Gok Wan as well. I mean, you never know.

All well and good for a GMTV 3/4 hour feature, but unless they are available in XXXXL, they can be of little use to the truly needy.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Under the scrot/betwixt the cheeks are popular > spots for secreting naughties. > > They probably train the dogs to get their noses in > there. Ah, the professional musician's insight. Apparently dog drool on a Levi's crotch can be be claimed as a working expense if you have a legit dry cleaner's receipt.

stereforth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A friend of mine ran a video shop in LL near Goose > green some years back. Coincidentally, soon after > Sainsbury's opened on DKH, parking restrictions > were increased and very heavily enforced. Council > officers regularly inspected his premises for > by-law infringements. This was not isolated. > According to him it became a frequent complaint of > traders in competition with Sainsbury's. Surely > just a coincidence. So, you're a mate of Geoff?

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Calm yourself Daizie. > > I myself ventured out in a pair of heels today. > Daring or what? Only an uber cautious 2 and 3/4 > inches but still. If the BBC 5 day forecast got > it wrong then it's an expensive taxi home for me. *'Jerusalem' plays quietly in the background* And did those feet, indeed... Giggi venturing out in heels which I respectfully submit no other chica had the huevos to wear in recent times. Vaya con Dios Giggi and come back safe. *'Jerusalem' fades and then kicks into that one from The Bees that Robert Elms used to play*

So, who will fill Jonathon's slot? Graham Norton? And there's his opening line. Pennie Smith? With just the right amount of Shiraz, she could put on a fierce show. Tim Wonnacott? Antique maven, TV presenter, amateur historian, dilettante and I reckon chocolatier. Wouldn't know who most of his guests were but would have enough wit and charm to get around such a trifle. Ricky Gervais? The first series and a half would be the usual rounds of promotional duties with him getting more cheesed off with playing the game. Midway into series two Gervais would ban every guest from promoting whatever they were currently involved in and have a conversation about whatagwan and etcetera. He'd carry on for twelve or thirteen episodes and then sack it of course, but it'd be crically acclaimed. And then he could pass the baton to AA Gill, I reckon he'd be poncey-good telly, myself.

Anyway the grey Schott puffa/anorak with Timberland square-toed slip-on distressed waterproof boots, the ones that got a bit more distressed at a Pogues show a couple of years back have been standing me in good stead. I've been wearing them over what I'd be wearing any old how, that is shirt and strides and then chucked on a selection of caps and scarves just to make sure. On the brighter days I've added either a pair of Ray Ban Outdoorsman or Ray Ban squarish redneck Southern American sheriff shades, just to make sure.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He's a Ted Max wannabe. He's going to have to flowery-up his prose if he wants to get to that freakin' standard.

Stay With Me - The Faces

Easy - The Commodores

Do Me Lover - Rosanna Cash

Gonna Make You A Star - David Essex

I'm In Love With A German Film Star - The Passions

Song For Europe - Roxy Music

silverfox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Man wanted for 'sex with donkey' > > A warrant was issued today in the case of a man > accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey > after he failed to turn up at court. > > > http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-237 > 91809-man-wanted-for-sex-with-donkey.do He thought he'd seek out a mule for his hatrick. I mean you might as well get hung for a sheep as a lamb.

I'm A Moody Guy - Shane Fenton & The Fentones

Seven in total. Though I think Sticky Fingers or Exile On Main Street would be more 'classic' than LIB.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In a hog's eye it will, tears of mirth perhaps, > tears of rage if you wish to get all Bob about it, > but not tears of disappointment. > > I've got a good feeling about this. Looking back over this, my post now looks like the lat scene in Butch Cassidy. Only without the gunplay and the soldiers and death of course. I predict Ol' Bad Eye will be back. I've got a good feeling again.

The BBC should make more use of Tim Wonnacott, now him interviewing JayZ would be worth seeing.

I had forgotten about GN, it will be him definitely. I've seen a couple of his shows recently and he's improved a lot, the 50 Cent, Catherine Tate Jimmy Carr show was great.

Chris Evans to fill the slot?

Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun - Pink Floyd

Word Up - Cameo