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All The Young Dudes - Mott The Hoople

I had the same dilemma once and I solved it by seeking advice from a midwife. I mean who better? There isn't a day goes when they're not calling for it. Anyway large galvanised tub sufficient to cover every ring on the cooker, filled with tap water of course. All rings turned up full blast until a 'rolling boil' is achieved and every cold surface in the house is beaded with condensation. Le voila. Mind once she got the water right she started tearing up my sheets, force of habit she reckoned. I had to lose an Egyptian cotton fitted, but managed to placate her with an old Brentford Nylons valance until the moment passed.

Rain - Ian Hunter

Now them's natty Charlies.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Walking On Sunshine - Rockers Revenge Walk On By - The Stranglaers

Withnail & I "Monty you terrible c@nt". The closing shot of The Long Good Friday, Harold Shand realising what's been going on. This from It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO5gKgjzsFw

You lashed 'em didn't you Charlies? Then had it away on your toes.

5. The mirror 7. Wing mirror 11. Atlas A to Z? 12. Bonnet. 19.Indicator 21.Seat belt. 42. Fork handles. 44. Pike.

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Runnin' with the pack - Bad Company Walking With A Mountain - Mott The Hoople

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Stealer - Free ( Paul Rodgers has best > soul/blues voice of any white singer) And wears the tightest trousers and had the good sense to team up with former Mott man Mick Ralphs. I know you know that AR, but any opportunity to mention MTH just makes my day that little bit better.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > to save energy and money, LadyMac and eye just > throw the sausages to each other, back and forth, > as fast as we can to warm them through > > (with "thanks" to Sean Lock) With this in mind SM I hope you Lady M don safety goggles.

A quick browning in a lightly oiled frying pan on a high heat, turn the gas right down and then a long slow cook for half an hour or so, turning occasionally. Cut in half lengthways, place on white bread and douse with HP sauce, if HP is not available then Heinz tomato ketchup on one slice and Colman's English mustard on the other is acceptable. Ketchup on its own is wack. Edited because on reflection my original post of 'Shove them up your @rse?' came across as choleric.

I don't suppose anyone would be good enough to put up a picture of the ten commanments for me? Bit of a cheek I know. Actually, don't worry about it.

The Fly - U2

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please stay on topic Anyone who doesn't will be put on a Thornton Heath default. And no fukka wants that.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel the same about Tea Amore. Its shut when I > am going to work and shut when I get home. It's as if they're going out of their way to work against you, isn't it? You'd think they'd leave a key under the mat so you could help yourself 'as and when', wouldn't you? Not got the ED vibe yet, have they?

ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now I'm quite clear about this. Assuming all are > perfectly done to my very specific requirements > then the ranking has to be thus - > > Poached > Scrambled > Fried > Boiled > > Not that interesting a thread Right but it matters. No > Possibly. No

Lahbban Thornton Heath Waterloo Road Battersea Park Road/Nine Elms Finsbury Park Camden Town Tottenham Court Road Soho Battersea Clapham East Dulwich

Your Song - Reggie Dwight

Indeed JL and our spellings of Chas is a pantomime at the moment. Sideboard Song - Chat & Dave

Actually JL I meant three 'shames' in the song title, so I still win. Ain't No Pleasing You - Chan & Dave

TJ Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Townley - > pithy? How rude. You nasty bit of work. Yeth there wath no need for that.

catgirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes, us stay at home mums and general benefit > scroungers have a great time every day racing > around to use all the park facilities and laughing > loudly at the thought of the hapless workers all > toiling away in stuffy offices to pay for it all. I just knew it.

Shame Shame Shame - Shirley & Company. No one's going to beat three 'Shames' so I win.

Ooh, Solomon's Passage, good spot CS. I'm sure there's more comedy gold to be mined in Solomon's Passage.