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There'saah Ghostaaah In My Houseaah - The Fall

Brand New Combine Harvester - The Wurzels

Loving You - Minnie Ripperton

Mamma Mia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You guys are funny! Funny how? I amuse you? Like a clown? Mamma Mia. You. Me. EDT. Gents bogs. Friday. Closing time. If you can get eight chums to come along to bring the muster up to the requisite 'ruck numbers' we'll be fine. Sorry none of my friends can make it, they're either attending the christening of Roger Moore's latest grandchild or they'll be in Boho gathering info on EDFers for my files. Anyway, have at you!!

iaineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > damn that pissy trousered git stole my karma bike, > and it seems his habit is not crack but bread and > free coffee from foxtons the world has gone to > pot. Simmer down Ian, he's quite bad enough with the crack, wheat and caffeine without offering him cannabis. Chuckle.

I Come To You Enhumbled - The Cousins

I've been told that in a certain light, my lashes frame my 'baby-blues' in a flattering fashion. The 'laughter lines' I'm informed add character and anyway I regularly apply Optrex so what's the big deal, Neil. So, I'm putting my mincers in the ring with anyone. Bring it on, Yvonne.

Bye Bye Baby - The Bay City Rollers

You And Me And A Dog Named Boo - Lobo

My Eyes Adored You - Frnie Valli

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think the Tube's got wosre since they took the > bars (drinking ones) away - there were bars on the > platform at Kings Cross and Sloane Square on the > Circle Line...anymore? The Sloane Square one was mentioned during the NME/Clash interview EP with Tony Parsons. Though given the times I'm betting the opening hours and sevice were short, grudging and unpleasant.

Blackheart Man - Bunny Wailer

A wind-up monarch of the first order. God bless you ma'am.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > May I just chip in and say that my umbrella was > pinched from under my seat at the EDT on Saturday > night. It was chucking down outside so I wasn't > best pleased. The place is obviously a den of > murderers and thieves and should be closed down > before the crime wave spreads to, say, Black > Cherry. Now we find the real victim in all this. Giggi leaves home all gamped-up, spends a convivial evening boosting the local economy only to leave the EDT gampless and because of the rain lagging down no doubt arrived home looking less than pristine, Christine. If she decides to go back there with a Penguin style purple knock-out gas emitting brolly and wreaks havoc this Saturday then I for one wouldn't blame her. Who's with me?

Keys To Your Heart - The 101ers

Ani-Warnerke Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We chased away a bike thief from Nunhead today > back from whence he came over ED way, we know > that's his habitat because he fled on some no > doubt stolen bike, leaving his dirty old East > Dulwich piss stained trousers behind him. The > label inside could clearly be seen with the Tag , > the White Stuff and there was a foxtons flyer in > the back pocket. No doubt he was trying to sell > the bike to buy to fund his Over Expensive Bread > Habit. Bleeding ED organic flour junkies x Now stop it AW, the 'from' is redundant, whence on its own will suffice. There are worse things in life than pissed pants you know.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I?m going to try to make this one. I really should > make the effort to have a drink in this bar that I > keep on taking the piss out of. Don't do anything rash Brendan, suppose you like it, then where will you be? You'll lose the 'pre' from prejudice and then all you'll have is 'judice', which really ain't worth a damn.

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like it in there but am off to Ian Brown that > night - rumour has it he's started singing in > tune. I heard that too, but then I was told it wasn't the same tune his band were playing.

The Gospel According To Tony Day - The Dame

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I use mine as air spray after someones had a crap > :( Jesus, if the apostrophe Daizie missed from the end of 'someones' finds its way to the begining of 'air', we could end up on one of those 'specialist' sites.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Even the MTH vinyl? Steady on there Giggi, what I was referring to was the David Gates song. I'm prepared to wager either the Bread, Ken Boothe or Boy George versions. We geniuses are masters of small print.

Giggi, I would be prepared to bet everything I own on that being the correct plural.

AnnaJ, you probably remember the 80's icon, club promoter, artist and face on the scene, Leigh Bowery. He had a young companion/muse who went by the name of Trojan, and I recall in an interview with young Troj revealing that while preparing for a night out he would get a whole bottle of sftershave or scent and douse himself in it. It was intended as a statement of some sort and I'm fairly sure there was a theory of a sort of 'smell terrorism', something like that, anyway. Bowery is of course no longer with us, but Trojan may still be around and if is he may want to take them off your hands. Of course he could have moved on and don't be messin' wid dat kin' a shit no more. But you never know, do you?

Good Times Bad Times - Led Zeppelin

Lavender fragrance wafted into each truck. A Fenella Fielding soundalike making announcements every thirty seconds. EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT. NOTHING'S WRONG. EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT FOREVER. ALL IS WELL, etc. Geniuses? I shit 'em.