Spartacus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >> Gentlemen > Do you shake, wipe or waggle ? > If there are three urinals, and no one there, > which would you use ? > If there is someone in the middle, would you use > the one either side ? > Do you prefer not to pee in public ? The difference between shaking and waggling being? The one on the right, obviously. The one on the right, obviously. But I'd give him one of my looks. By 'in public', do you mean al fresco?