HonaloochieB

1st Man - I've had enough moving, at my time of life I'm just going to stay where I am. 2nd Man - Overhill? 1st - Probably, but damn rude of you to point it out.

1st Man - I've just moved to one of the roads opposite the Sainsbury's on DKH. 2nd Man - Quorn? 1st Man - Sod off, I'd rather eat polystyrene!

Get Over You - The Undertones

Why bother with this stuff when Poundland in Brixton is selling the proper original Vesta instant meals for, yes a pound.

northlondoner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > breadcrum45 Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Went past the gun shop on LL today only to > see > > its > > > gone. What happened? was there no longer any > > call > > > for that on LL. > > > > Lemme put it to ya this way, BC45. > > You sayin' there be no caaaall fo' us to be > > packin' heat in the ends. > > You be trippin' motherf....r. Seriously. The > sh!t > > be here the same way it was when Target Arms > first > > opened. Word. > > The call be here, blood but it be requiring mo' > > subtlety than a water-cooled tripod-mounted > > machine gun. Fool. > > I be in mournin'. > > > Is this meant to be a West Country brogue? Yoe see the phrae 'moi dear' anywhere in there, fool.

I think the above post proves beyond any doubt that our Admin could have the se23 Admin in a fight.

That'd be 'Break' Free, RP. See me after Rock School. Stay Free - The Clash

If yo ho be hummin', you put her in the shower. Do I got to be tellin' you motherf*ckers everythang?

ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > malcol Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > As I said previously this was just bad luck. > Crime > > like this doesn't happen all the time she was > in > > the wrong place at the wrong time and did > > something which seemed reasonable but with > > hindsight was risky. Its not her fault that > some > > moron with no morals or values decided to get > in > > her car and take it. Why can't some of you show > a > > little more sympathy and stop being so smug > about > > how it would never happen to you, one day it > > might! > > OK I feel sympathy, and it may indeed one day > happen to me. If I'm stupid enough to leave the > car running with the keys in it. And we're all reckoning it's not so much 'if' as ''when'.

breadcrum45 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Went past the gun shop on LL today only to see its > gone. What happened? was there no longer any call > for that on LL. Lemme put it to ya this way, BC45. You sayin' there be no caaaall fo' us to be packin' heat in the ends. You be trippin' motherf....r. Seriously. The sh!t be here the same way it was when Target Arms first opened. Word. The call be here, blood but it be requiring mo' subtlety than a water-cooled tripod-mounted machine gun. Fool. I be in mournin'.

Soap Shop Sud(denly will be appearing there). Supposedly.

Opening times are one thing. But what will be the exact time that each item of semi-posh chilled gear in Somerfield/COOP goes from full price to 15p a kick. For the last few years it's kept victuals on my table through to the new year. So if anyone knows I'd be grateful.

And lest we forget people, the victim is a midwife. Anyone who on a daily basis brings life into the world is allowed to take their eye off the ball, take a liberty so far as their carbon footprint goes and take Highway Code 123 funnel it and place it where it might do most harm. She also probably encounters more bikes on a daily basis than most of us. And I bet she doesn't judge them.

All Around My Hat - Steeleye Span

The first part of your post is going to be in placed in a prominent spot in the Humbug, Ted. It's dual purpose inasmuch as it sums up the 'vibe' of the place succinctly and also being framed and mounted behind the bar will put me in mind of our former barmaid Lois and that extortion/sex scandal.

Bad Bad Boy - Nazareth

Quite. If I was to go round insisting everyone celebrate my birthday with me I'd be branded a thoroughgoing nuisance. Get yourself of virgin born (yeah) in a stable (right) and have your birth heralded by an arch angel (blood and sand) and every bugger insists on you wearing a new jumper and ruining your digestion for a week. Where's the justice? Where?

I've Been A Bad Bad Boy - Paul Jones

Prml Scrm ddn't nd thm. EXTRMNTR, tht ws th nm f 1 f thr LPs.

The sentiment is fine PGC, but Frankie Howerd was a little 'light' for this establishment. We're more Sadowitz/Kinison sorts round here.

By Christ Ian, I think you're onto something there.

Always On My Mind - Lord Ralph Mayhew

I never Let You Cross My Mind - Marty Robbins

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You would have thought that HonnieB wouldn't have > recycled last year's Christmas card...cheapskate Now Quids, I can tell you don't mean that to sting, you're just on the edge of busting out laughing you rogue. Now here's a large egg nog and a handful of tinsel, now get trimming young feller-me-lad

*indignantly-in-a-down-with-the-chicks-sort-of-way* Really!