HonaloochieB

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Im about to order a bulk amount of fishnets, LM do > you want a pair, shall I get a pair for PC Mick > Bell too??? So much to do and so little time to do > it in. HonaloochieB I have you down for a few with > a fruity little red number to go with it.>:D< Sounds good to me, I've been told my calves are of such quality they'll bring prodigal sons in from miles around.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Just beard, suit and boots, and I be good to > go, > > @#$%&. > > Hilarious! There's something about Christmas that > brings out the vintage best in Mr. B. > > (surprised, though, that the swearogram doesn't > rule out @#$%& - ooh look, I did it again). > > it does now - The Administrator It cool Admin, me an' my homegirl Moos, we be all repentant an' es aitch one tee. We won't be bringing our trash mouth round yo' house no more. Whose house? Admin's house. I SAID WHOSE HOUSE?? ADMINS HOUSE!!...

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A voluptuous barmaid....B) ...named Desiree. And go-go dancers. Don't forget the go-go dancers. Both male and female. Equal opportunity exploiters we sre round here.

Black Scorpio - Mott The Hoople

You're my besht mate, seriously, it'sh me an' you HIC'gainst the world.

I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Creedence Clearwater Revival

I used to find "your sister kissed a tramp in the park" an effective catalyst for a good donnybrook.

Call Me - Blondie

On the B-side of Solid Gold Easy Action, before launching into Born To Boogie Marc Bolan entreats us all to "have a superfunk Christmas and a golden new year". Good of him to take the time I thought.

Rose - Mott The Hoople

Break Like The Wind - Spinal Tap

A Room With A View - Noel Coward

Poison Ivy - The Lambrettas

Firestarter - The Prodigy

Man has sh!t sex, what's new?

Light My Fire - Jose Feliciano

On And On - David Essex

Christmas Rapping by The Waitresses and Jingle Jangle by The Greedy B@stards are the bomb. The bomb I tell you.

Peroni, Bombay Saphire and JD with plenty of suitable mixers, ice and limes and lemons.

It's a groovy vibey and happening kind of manor. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Lord's Prayer - The Lords Of The New Church

I like most Xmas songs fine and dandy provided I hear them between the 2nd and 24th of December. Apart from The Pogues FTONY which I can listen to any old time as it's just a good song. And as for East 17 it's not really a Xmas song except when it's in conjunction with the video. Those white parkas, the snow, Brian, Tony, Tug and Boz giving it maximum yearnage, gets me every time. As for Jonah Lewie if you have Stop The Cavalry followed by Always In The Kitchen At Parties you have a festive two-hander that'll get kids from 8 to 80 cutting a rug with gay abandon.

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > monica Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Well I am looking for a Mrs Claus and I can > > provide the costume HonaloochieB, just give me > the > > nod.>:D > From Anne Summers maybe;-) > > HB in fishnets? Once again I remind myself to TURN THE WEBCAM OFF!

All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople

Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Pop/rock music based comedy quiz? YES! Sardonic/irreverent presenter? YES! Comedic/musicalish team captains? YES! Weekly guests from the pop/rock mileue (spelled correctly? Who knows. It's not like they have Thom Yorke on there). YES! Any how it has all of the above and it should be a programme I'd enjoy, but I'd rather take the cordless drill I have in my meter cupboard to my right knee than watch it.