HonaloochieB

I can see you. Down the bottom of the garden. Come out and fight like men you bastards.

I was born under the star sign of Derry And Toms. I've checked and we exist to be ignored, marginalised and tret like a Monty Python joke that once featured in a book. Stone me, what a life.

Doodles Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yup, it is awful. In fact it seems to have got > worse. They tried to charge me ?3.60 for a > Guardian and a Starbar yesterday. Now unless there > is a new system of fines for being a middle class > liberal gannet? I've just checked and any combination of Alan Rusbridger edited publication and fat with cocoa in it now incurs a levy under the Snacking Liberal Bastards Act 1970. The current rate is ?3.60. So I reckon you the fellow an apology. And the difference between the cost of The Grauniad and the Starbar.

It's going to a Wimpy bar. A bloody big one.

I'd play it safe with a 'Gesundheit', Keef.

Presumably God keeps making deposits until you go to that great credit crunch in the sky.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > I recall falling into conversation once with a > couple of people who told me that the only > certainties in life are death and taxis. > > Leave It Right Out! > THAT was always my lil joke!(6) > Plagirism is rife. I simply MUST have been the > first living person to have thought of that...B) I'd like to think of it as great minds thinking alike TLS. Definitely not fools seldom differing. Nosiree Jack.

Oh, no sorry. My mistake. It was that useless, inconsiderate and noisy prick, Sinead. Apologies if I accidently misled anyone.

The Stooges used to live in the flat above me, some years ago.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Moos dear you cannot qualify for this thread, you > are farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr too young. > > You must learn not to allow your imagination to > run riot, like your previous post on this thread. > > . for example, > > is totally uncontrolled I have to agree Steve, I thought there was a sense of abandon in . I reckon she's got hold of some Fiery Jack.

Also there was a fourth wise man, but he never gets mentioned because he only brought Mothercare vouchers.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So the creme eggs and hot cross buns will be in > Sainsburys any day now...:( Bless you Simon, no of course they won't, that's for when there was a crucifixion going on and the grimness of the mentioned comestibles is appropriate. We've got Christmas coming when ugly birds are consumed with great gusto, alcoholic excess is the order of the day and the phrase 'f it wasn't for the kids I wouldn't bother' can be used freely without people making Gary Glitter references and I receive M&S vouchers. To quote the soon to be retired Errol Brown of Hot Chocolate 'Everyone's A Winner Baby' That's no lie.

Q. Why wasn't Jesus born on the EDF message board? A. Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Q. Who has the best sex life? A. Santa Claus. He only comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stockings.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No stocking for you, Mr. P. > > And if I hear another word, I'll be on the phone > to DM, and it'll be no stockings for you, either. Another word, eh? On the phone, eh? No stockings, eh? Shouldn't you first be ascertaining whether he's been naughty or nice? Isn't there a checklist?

I recall falling into conversation once with a couple of people who told me that the only certainties in life are death and taxis. I upbraided them with no little vigour and pointed out the confusion they'd made between taxis and hearses. I left them with fleas in their ears and damned and cursed them for jackanapes. But maybe I was hasty. On reflection perhaps the pub we were in was playing The Sugababes louder than was necessary. Maybe their diction wasn't all it might have been. I may also have taken on board more strong continental-style lager than was wise on an empty stomach. Whichever it might have been I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise without reservation to both Paul and Barry Chuckle.

Yes.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ed_pete Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Forumites signatures, > > > People using the forum to advertise their band! Don't get me started on those bastards.

I Wanna Be Your Dog - The Stooges

inamanger

Tree surgeons who faint at the sight of sap.

As an aside when Bob Dylan was told his radio show was going to be broadcast in the UK, he said he would start pronouncing the words 'color' and 'favorite' with a 'u'. He's a pistol that Bob.

Moos I resent that remark. Just because a chap likes to greet the clouds and sky and skips to get from A to B there is no call to heap abuse on his curly blond locks. HonaloochieBasilFotheringtonThomas

It's white rabbits, white rabbits white rabbits. Three times. As any fule kno.

I refuse to conduct social intercourse with anyone who does not recognise the validity of 'no returns'. And as for not honouring 'fainites'... I have no words.