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HonaloochieB

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  1. ...it would be Bare Groove. And damn glad we'd be to be 'em an' all.
  2. Pongo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > It's on Dog kennel Hill. Opposite the Dog > kennel > > Hill Estate. > > Put people on a housing project named Dog > Kennel > > and why be surprised when they start going > beyond > > being riff-raff, they're no doubt now in a > whole > > different classification of ruff!-ruff! > > Small wonder Sainsbury's has now become the > crime > > spot it is. > > tit for tat?
  3. Unfortunately PGC my efforts came to naught. I went to the Soho area and was pleased to see guides of all descriptions on the street. I approached one and asked about brass collar studs, but there was a misunderstanding. The chap told me that he could understand my wanting to be 'collared' and took me, with a certain amount of force it has to said, to a nearby apartment. There I was offered a choice between a gentleman who was apparently prepared to have sex with my wife or a lady who proposed congresss for money. I explained to the gentleman that I am a batchelor and to the lady that I did not have sufficient funds for her kind offer. Their agent appered nonplussed and bundled me to the street with no little ceremony. The lady in question gave me a postcard sized business card which I shall treasure. Afterwards I strolled about and came to shop which promised a 'Guaranteed Stiffener', of course I was not in the market for collar bones, but I thought that if they were purveying those then brass studs could not be far behind. How wrong I was. All I was offered was magazines with photographs of 'ladies' (I use the term as a convenience) who had no use for either underwear or dignity, disporting themselves in poses that would shock a Frenchman. I could barely contain my horror, and left with nothing more than half a dozen flyers and details of a website. I think that perhaps, all things considered I should purchase shirts with attached collars.
  4. Message In A Bottle - The Police
  5. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...missus out, kids asleep, Flash Gordan on some > random Sky Channel, cold beers in the fridge, MOTD > at 10.30 with the mighty Hammers scoring 4, just > about to play a couple of online poker > tournaments......Nirvana Add into the above an act of self abuse, and it's pretty much perfect. It'll be the icing on the cake.
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  7. wee quinnie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am so hacked off with DCameron for appropriating > my interests. First he likes the Jam, and now he's > claiming to love Graham Greene. What next snoozing > and eating cakes. B8stard! If he so much as glances in the direction of Mott The Hoople's back catalogue, I for one will be voting for him. Jammy bastard.
  8. The Knightsbridge branch of Harrods, you say? Seems apt.
  9. kford Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > kford Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Sainsbury's are doing victuals two-for-one at > > the > > > mo... > > > > I don't suppose they're organic victuals > though. > > > They were Taste the Difference victuals Hah! In my day the only tsting of difference for a ruffian or cutpurse frequenting a food hall, would be the difference between tasting a violent kick up the backside and a taste of the whip that a gentleman carried with him at all times. They'd have been glad of it too, and not to receive a thrashing to within a centimetre of their lives.
  10. So I suppose it's too late to suggest the 'Free Nelson' Magdela. Oh Well as Fleetwood Mac were once good enough to remark.
  11. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll second that. If you don't know the roads this > city is @#$%& hell to drive in. But if you know the roads and their kinks and curves then it's like making love to a beautiful woman. Provided she agrees to the ride, and is prepared to go up a one-way street once in a while. According to Swiss Toni.
  12. Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Soho? Thank you for your advice PGC. I shall take a saunter round there tomorrow, and see exactly what the shops have in the way of brass.
  13. jim_the_chin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Top tip: Go at 730am,. There's no other people, > the shelves are stacked full, and the check out > person was so bored she even put a few of my items > into bags for me. it cut a good third off > shopping time. All well and good JTC, but do you live on the Dog Kennel Hill Estate? And if you do, how much did you nick? And if you don't, what were you doing there at that time? You'll probably say 'shopping', but don't they all.
  14. kford Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sainsbury's are doing victuals two-for-one at the > mo... I don't suppose they're organic victuals though.
  15. No rank. No serial number. Just the name. Drop it off here. Of course if you want to add some dirty little secret, do so. Live guilt-free ever after. June.
  16. And I know the hill was named for where the Surrey hunts used to kennel their hounds, and Pytchley, Quorn and that other road are named after hunts. But then our betters were in charge. The likes of us knew better than to go committing crime where the quality purchased their victuals.
  17. It's on Dog kennel Hill. Opposite the Dog kennel Hill Estate. Put people on a housing project named Dog Kennel and why be surprised when they start going beyond being riff-raff, they're no doubt now in a whole different classification of ruff!-ruff! Small wonder Sainsbury's has now become the crime spot it is.
  18. HonaloochieB

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    From the 'Town Hall Nazis Are Persecuting Me Just Because I Break The Odd Traffic Regulation Or Two' thread. SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's usually at this point that someone says > people like Asset and me are "holier than thou" or > summat. Next time I see a road accident I'm going > to go up to the driver and shake their hand for > sticking it to the PC brigade...
  19. A Bottle Of Smoke - The Pogues
  20. Does anyone know where a fellow might purchase brass collar studs?
  21. Time In A Bottle - Jim Croce
  22. giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Sleepless in East Dulwich. > > > > Surely "Jog Before Sunrise"? > > Surely "The Loneliness of the not-so-long-distance > Runner" Surely 'Beauty And The Beast'
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