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Have A Whiff On Me - Mungo Jerry

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Hard Habit To Break - Chicago

I think it would be indecourous of me to say.

> And a total ban on ANYONE wearing sunglasses > indoors - you do not look cool you look a tosser! I agree when they're ones with priest sock black lenses, but I think you could offer a dispensation to those with a taxi driver tint.

Criminal - Eminem

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You see what you want to see. It's like a > Rorschach ink-blot test. > > You see football, I see cock. Vive la difference! And all with two quid off.

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Bad luck Keef. Take comfort in the lyrics of the Mazatollah "I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now' So it could have been worse.

Penises are all well and good *Bob* and of course have their place, but I see the Jules Rimet trophy as reimagined by the good people of Pretty Traditional.

Lizziedjango Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Bob* - I hope you will not be too traumatised if > the newly revamped Co-op does not have garlic or > limes. Having said that, I am incandescent with > rage that I did not receive the ?2 off voucher, as > I only live a stone's throw from the shop. Then they'll only have themselves to blame for the broken window. That'll learn 'em.

It used to be getting on the upper of the no 12 Routemaster bus from Barry Road to go 'up west'. Going over Westminster bridge at any time of the day or night was an absolute joy. Not the same thing in a bendy. In fact going over any of the London bridges on the top of a double decker is a balm for the soul. Now I get the 176 and go over Waterloo Bridge which is still wonderful and I get to hum Waterloo Sunset, even if it's morning time. I just don't care, me. Welcome by the way Lorenika.

Your Love Is King - Sade

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Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Great, somewhere to go and eat chilli con carne in > gentrified surroundings, and probably be charged a > few quid more than previously, lovely! > > Louisa. Thanks for the warning Lolly, I'll be sure and stay well clear.

Time Is Tight - Booker T & The MGs

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The excitement builds. > > A mailout from the good Co-Op folks has just > landed on the doormat. > Promised: an 'award-winning new look'. A 'truly > irresistible range'. A 'whole new shopping > experience'. And ?2 off. > > I hope so, because the old Co-Op sucked. Big time. Where's the award from? I bet I can resist the range. And what does a 'whole new shopping experience', mean ? I go in pick up some items (while sternly resisting some of course) and pay the the award winning staff. Is it going to be dramatically different than that? If it is please, please, please let it involve jet-packs, magnets and force fields.

Up Up And Away - The Fifth Dimension

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I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now - Ray Charles

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cheese. Cheese is bad and wrong. Can't put cheese > in my mouth (except occasionally cooked cheese). > If I'm having dinner with someone and they eat > cheese, to me it's as though they ate someone > else's sick - major turn-off. My irrational fear > is what happens if I'm somewhere like a > work-related lunch or out to dinner and I suddenly > realise the thing in my mouth that looked like > something else is actually cheese. Palpitations > thinking about the consequences actually - would I > projectile vomit instantly, or would I be able to > swallow it whole while gagging and sweating > profusely? Would I be able to continue the meal > without having to leave to brush my teeth? > Nightmare. James Joyce called cheese 'corpse of milk' and unless I'm wrong didn't the narrator of Kerouac's On The Road Sal Paradise say something about intellectuals having a 'corpse in their mouths'? Maybe Ms B you should stop reading so much. And take it nice and cheesey. Or not. You may not give Edam.

Keep it 'IRIE' MW74. Seeeen?