Stevo, head honcho of the 80s record label Some Bizarre used to eat raw bacon, at least for a time. I'd start dropping this into conversation with the punters to get a buzz sizzling. Occaisionally murmur the words 'bacon tartare' with a faraway look in your eyes, accompany this with lip-smacking, stomach-rubbing and yummy noises. But don't go over the top or the billies'll think you're taking the p!ss, and you don't want that. Good luck.