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How about if the Disgusting Litterer of Goose Green had her kid wazz on the flaming butts, thus at least neutralizing the fire risk? Is this what they call joined-up thinking? Or something else entirely?

Theme From Spooks - Jennie Muskett

scott Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We have Sky Sports and will be showing all of the > big hitting games/events Oh arse, it was looking so promising up until then.

Railroader. The ad showed grizzled prospectors, big cases of dynamite being used to blow up rail tracks, locomotives toppling and 'injun' attacks. The reality was a rather dull game of laying down tracks on set routes and seeing who got their train to the end first. The only real excitement came when the throw of the dice exceeded your length of track and then something had to happen, can't remember what. Last time I looked on a classic board games site it was about eighty quid. Mousetrap was good though.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's called bromance Hoochie. Get with the > programme. > > Px I am aware of the term Giggi, but I think it's a bit Arena, whereas man crush is much more Kull of Atlantis which I reckon will find favour with Brendan.

So whens this Wetherspoon's opening then? I hear the Vales on it's last legs.

And I like you too Giggi as I hope you know. And I have a man crush on Brendan so that goes without saying.

Half Nelson? Don't mind if I do, cork-tipped I hope.

The Idiot Bastard Son - Frank Zappa

You Bastard! - ATV

It's OK Giggi I'm allowing TQ a little leeway for the time being to sweeten him up a little. Give it a couple of days and he'll be 'on message'. As we say 'Give me a gadgie before 5 o'clock and he'll be declaring undying love by the time the One Show's on'

That'll knock the footballer, the wife, his whore and her agent off the front pages.

Memphis Soul Stew - King Curtis

Fred D built a working coal mine in his back garden. Geezer.

All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tommy Cooper is illegal in Turkey. > > Fact! No he's not. Fez!

Tommy Cooper standing up with his hand in his jacket "Full Nelson"! Kneels down "Half Nelson"!

Simupost but JL edged it. What Is Life? - Black Uhuru

No stay TQ, the harem is always looking to recruit new members. The 'Dude' section lost two loyal members after the great warning off earlier in the year of TLS and BBW. Membership plummeted and a society such as this stands or falls by its members being of good standing. Go on TQ be a member, you know you want to.

'Scrumper' Quinn's at it agin.

EXACTLY!

I wonder why Brendan is introducing a 'gimp' motif? I hope it's nothing to with the man crush I confessed to having on him recently.

TonyQuinn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone able to provide me an explanation as to > what this thread is about and why it's already 11 > pages long? The title should be explanation enough TQ.

jalapeno Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tarot Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > It was the Palmerston. just the usual people > > there. You dont have to wear tracksuits. if ; > > there are cheap stylish clothes out there,. > > Cheap clothes? Of course. "If you're allowed to > wear jogging bottoms, why aren't you allowed to > wear pyjamas?" > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8484116.stm > > Who said fashion's dead? So if Johnny Fingers out of The Boomtown Rats went in there for some gin and fags they wouldn't serve him? I don't think so, they'd be fawning all over him, thrilled at having a celeb in their down-market outlet. The manager of the store would serve him personally and would probably escort him to the head of the checkout queue, likely as not shoving women, children and even the halt and lame out of the way. Probably. It's one rule for top-flight rock stars and one rule for Elaine Carmody, 24. SHAAAAAME!!!

Councillor Maureen Holding said: "We don't want our young people having loads of cheap booze and having an opportunity to get inebriated all over the place." "We couldn't care less what the name of the pub is," Jonathan Hutchinson, a retired RAF officer, said. "What we are opposing is a drinking supermarket. It's not a town that lends itself to that sort of thing." Even some younger residents are against it. Louise Carrington, 22, said it would bring a "mob atmosphere" to the "charismatic old town," adding: "It would attract the wrong kind of people." "Puritanism as I used to when I was alive, is the haunting fear that someone somehere may be happy" remarked the late satirist H.L. Mencken."