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felt-tip Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm a local at the Castle and one of my favourite > jeers is: > > 'Hey there, Sugar!" > > wait for a reaction... > > 'No not you love, the other lump.' > > Genius. Ah well *clicks on word 'genius', drags it to Recycle Bin. Deposits* Thats another one it seems I won't be needing.

So Sad ABout Us - The Jam

To the tune of the original TV commercial. #WHAT'S GOT A HAZELNUT IN EVERY BITE?# Everyone - SQUIRREL SHIT!! Though there may of course be a more raisined argument.

I always thought it did good business and the stock was of decent quality, though not had the chance to visit for a while. If it's closed, though that's just mental.

I Need Your Love - Ian Hunter

Come On Everybody - Eddie Cochran

Join Together - The Who

The Two Of Us - Bill Withers

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Splodgenessabounds

Mama You Been On My Mind - Bob Dylan

I'm Shy Mary Ellen - Russ Conway (which by the way Ian Hunter quotes in his song Justice Of The Peace)

Bastard - Ian Hunter

ST&NLY Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I look at every person male or female as my > brother and sister. All of mankind is part of our > family. Some good, some bad. But none of us are > perfect. We are all children of some kind of > science theory thingy or a higher being creation. > Either way, I feel the love and love should be > shared with everyone. Of course, we all have bad > days and forget this important fact. > > Nevermind Auntie, can I have a hug please. No, f@ck off. Napoleon Solo

aquarius moon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > P.S. > Don't even get me started on foie-gras!!! I'm right with you there AM, it's so bloody moreish, I always make a pig of myself on it.

You Bastard - ATV

Oh apropos of the above may I make an appeal that the modelling, reality show-appearing, island-task-oriented-gameshow-with-Leslie Grantham sidekick, Channel 5 poor quality chat show appearing blonde mother of two with a cheerful mien (if course mien is the word I'm looking for) is not the victim of an assassination attempt. I mean, there's no need to shoot Melinda Messenger.

Look I know this seems a little irregular but a fellow by the name of 'Creosote' has been in touch with me and asked me to print the following. I do so for the general good and everything. "Hah! Yuh EDFaaairs, weeth yur organeec enfants and fri-range saveloys zat even ma muzzair-in-law (but here a doff of ma chapeau to your duo comedique Les Dawsons) would considair as being urnly feet to feed to zee duugs. Zee saveloys of course, not zee enfants, after all nous ne pas 'animale' as ze gang leadair Paulie remarked in ze filum 'BonGadgies' as eet was known in La Belle France. Enyweh, where was Ah? Yuh see what 'appens in zis place 'un moment' an' Ah become your Mark Kermode. Encroyable!! Mais, back sur topic. Yes, eet ees Ah, Creosote who ees befouleeng your precious 'ighways an' baways wiz zee impunity and Ah geeve noteece zat zis will not cease unteel my demands are met. And zose demands are; Zat Le Piaf in ze Village does not close. Ah leave it to you people of the SE22 to figair out 'ow. Zat's eet. Ah just thuuught, I asked for demands, pluraal, and just made ze un. Garcon, est ma eke rouge. Burt no mattair, people of East Dulwich you 'ave onteel openeeng tahme at Zee Castle, let's say next Zuursday. In ze meantime, let eet be known zat pavement pizza ees steel on ze carte and no 'edge is safe from zee attention of..." CREOSOTE. He seems a litle exercised, doesn't he? Still I said I'd pass on his communique, so I did. Why the blighter chose me I couldn't say, still there we are.

Bad - Michael Jeckson

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? ... you're gonna be up there, baby, and I'll be right outside showing you which way to go. ..."

I Threw A Brick - U2

I'm quite happy to offer my services as an agony uncle on the heavily sponsored 'Peroni Problem Solver' slot.

Oi shut up you lot, this is our (by which I of course mean my) big chance to get quoted in the national press as part of a major investigation into arsing-about on message boards, so don't be pissing on 'Scoop' Russell's chips like this. Some of us want to live the dream I'll have you know.

Just Another Night - Ian Hunter

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That moon - wondrous... I'll second that. Even though I looked at it through glass which means I'll go mad. Worth it I reckon.

Another Fine Mess - Ian Hunter