HonaloochieB

Perhaps the SOCOs could dust for prints.

The Gospel According To Tony Day - The Dame

Morning JackieR, you can print anything of mine you want. And you can quote me on that.

To quote 'Sperm Whale' Whalen from Joseph Wambaugh's The Choirboys after a woman complains her daughter must have become pregnant after swimming in the public pool 'Musta been awful hard water, lady'.

Time - The Dame

Actually KatieNumbers I happen to think you're all over ginchy too. Of course you got the Seinfeld reference, you addict you. I confess to being a little disappointed at your lack of Mott The Hoople awareness but never mind. As you're only thirteen this might be an appropriate place to start... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coUttlN5_mc

I blamme the lammentable quality of of the current range of bar snacks available in the local rub-a-dubs, mmyself.

Jamie Come Try Me - Eddi Reader

And before anyone bothers to post about saveloys, what's wrong with pig lips and bottoms?

I'm with Lou on this one, whither the saveloy? They used to be served in pubs. Partial to a saveloy I am.

Make Me Island - Joe Dolan

Uncertain Smile - The The

My Baby Left Me - Elvis Presley

I know Bobbe's Nigerian but...

COUGAR CLERIC COWARD COPS CONGO CATAMITE

Baby I Don't Care - Elvis Presley

So those were the little sods that were in my nice wholemeal cereal stash. I hadn't visited it for a while, but still, bastids.

I Don't Care - The Boys

I thought it might be JL, but thought it bad form to correct you. Rainy Days And Mondays - The Carpenters

I Wish It Would Rain (With A Trumpet) - The Faces

Hello people of the East Dulwich Forum. I have got to know some of you a little bit over the past while. Now, some of you have spotted that some of my contributions and opinions have been a little, well, drunk and pissed-up. Well, I am going to come clean now, and confess that I have been what many online call a "klutz". My name is not, as you have come to believe, HonaloochieB. I haven't been doing this simply for my own amusement, or indeed anyone else?s. I am a puerile clod and have been working on a long-term project which I call ?Arsing-About On The EDF? which will culminate in me ?bumping? the I?m In Love With HonaloochieB thread back to the top of The Lounge one night after the Peronis have kicked in. I haven?t bothered posting in any other fora, because I quite simply couldn?t be biffed. The ?bumping? of the I?m In Love With HonaloochieB thread may well cause the direst embarrassment to specific posters, as their guilty crushes and pashes are revealed to a new audience. I will be making direct quotations from posts that people have made in response to my ?Arsing-About On The EDF? project. If any of you are uncomfortable with this, please register your feelings on this thread. I can not guarantee that requests will be met but I will do my best to accommodate them so long as they are accompanied by sizeable amounts of moolah. Naturally, the response to my unveiling of my disguise will also be covered in apathy so I will be reading this thread with intense and enthusiastic lethargy. Please do not be disappointed if my replies are a little slurred and excitable: I will however respond to all questions eventually. Thank you all for your time and I hope you will be pleased to learn that you have been involved in what I hope will be a landmark in the annals of ?arsing-about? Yours, "HonaloochieB"

Rain - Ian Hunter

BROWN REFUSES PEERAGE GOOD! PAUL DACRE NOT EVEN OFFERED ONE BASTARDS!

HOUSE PRICES PLUMMET SUBO GOES MENTAL SOMETHING'S VERY WRONG

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