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Didn't Dr Alex Comfort KTB in mid-thrust with a woman called Joy?

What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted - Jimmy Ruffin

Please do remember The Fifth of November, Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks Advert 1960s

I like people who NEED people.

Wise words Moos, I'd best keep my powder dry until December. I blame it on recently rewatching the last series of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

EXACTLY!

In A Broken Dream - Python Lee Jackson

Having said that, a little less cyncism might make this old world a better place and really it would be unfair to brand all first time posters with recommendations as being economical with the truth.

All first time posters should be treated as the egregious corrupt vermin they undoubtedly are.

Well that got rid of the cobwebs. I feel quite braced and am walking about the place with steam in my stride.

I don't know PGC I reckon he might be mixing up his coo ca choos with his goo goo ga joobs, hence the Ringo mention. On thin ice I reckon, people have been dumped for less.

I think in a sense we're all shiny water in the gutter, but Brendan is looking at the Starr.

No that would be coo coo ca choo, cuckoo ca choo makes no sense.

Brendan, it's 'coo coo' if you're quoting Frank Sinatra and 'cuckoo' if you're firing off a stinker to The Telegraph. For the latter it's particularly effective when bracketed by 'cloud' and 'land'.

Thought was the last thing on my mind, Rosie. Let's just say this was a very long time and several stone ago and today I would carefully risk assess the impact of intruding on my squeeze in this fashion. I would almost certainly take into account the emotional effect on said squeeze and the danger in which I was placing myself and the legal ramifications. I think it highly unlikely I'd take the same course of action, so you see what a reformed mature character I have become, a wiser head now sits atop these shoulders and I have put aside childish things. And I got myself comprehensively dumped, and I really liked her too, so really who was the victim in all this? I mean, really?

Is it an ice cream van that sells ice creams or are the KLF making a comeback?

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hmm, cat burgling murdering rapist is more the > route I'm taking... Just to make it clear, this wasn't our first meeting...

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Charles Tyrvvhitt or perhaps Bobby Davro? I hope it's Charles Tyrwhitt rather than BD, at least she'll have some nice blouses. Fond of a blouse was Thelma.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh my god, HonaB, you're a closet psychopath. I > wouldn't have dumped you, I would have hit you on > the head with a frying pan and called the police. See what I mean about different interpretations, I was thinking Romeo & Juliet you'd have taken the Andy & Florrie Capp route.

Frenzy - Ke$ha

Perhaps in the interests of strict accuracy I should add that I turned up in her flat at 3:30 AM having scaled the scaffolding outside and climbed through a window. In my mind, a Romeo and Julietian-style romantic act. In Thelma's, a drunken Norman Wisdomesque act of the utmost idiocy. I wonder who's kissing her now?

I was once handed the mitten by a girl called Thelma for turning up too early.

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well it could have been worse. She could have > quoted Bono: "A woman needs a man like a fish > needs a bicycle". > > Count yourself lucky. > > (And before anyone says it, I know that was > originally Irina Dunn, not Bono, but I was just > trying to keep the popstar continuity going....) Also Tom Robinson who I believe was quoting a T-shirt.

The same. That'd learn 'em some gumption.

It is indeed and rocking good fun it is too, especially when they get all 'serious' and deal with 'big' subjects like terrorism and well, plague victims.