georgia

Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi

Walking on the Moon - The Police

Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves

Your plan sounds fine to me. See you then.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning: I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of vodka, a pack of Pringles, the remainder of a bottle of Prozac, the rest of the cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how f***ing good I feel.....

There is nothing worse than the Doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 yearold walked into a crowded waiting room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There is something wrong with my d--k" he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded reception and say things like that." "Why not?" You asked me what was wrong and I told you." he said She replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.." Man replied, You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man then walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes"? "There is something wrong with my ear," he stated Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" 'I can't p-ss out of it," the man replied. The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.

Cyclists who go over red lights on Borough High Street and nearly run me over every day People detoxing in January (or any month) ;-)

Brendan - come along and have a diet coke... Shall we meet in Franklins instead then at 7.30? (Saves me walking to the EDT!)

World Shut Your Mouth - Julian Cope

But which one of the many establishments shall we choose? How about Curry Cabin?

Tuesday fine for me too

My friend's dad was a GP. He had a patient who spent around 20 mins telling him all of his many problems - wife had left him, kids had disowned him, he had lost his job recently etc etc. GP: ' Do you drink?' Patient: 'No' GP: 'Do you smoke?' Patient: 'No' GP: 'Well maybe you should start!'

The On-e and Only - Chesney Hawkes >:D

Show me the way to Amarillo - Tony Christie

Hear hear annaj!

It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls

I wanna be adored - Stone Roses

Great idea - any day ok for me at the moment

Just moving this back up - you have 3 weeks to allow your liver to recover....

Yes get well soon

Game Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all! I am off down the pub :)-D

I do hate the taste of meat but Quorn does not taste of meat, else I wouldn't eat it - in my opinion Quorn has a totally different taste and texture from meat.

Curry - always loads of veggie options. Green and Blue do some great veggie stuff, including pies and veggie Scotch eggs.

There's a hairdressers in Plymouth called Herr Kutz And a friend of mine's son went to school with a Dwayne Pipe

The decorations are missing