Tony Blair visits Glasgow hospital, and he's shown around by a nurse. In one ward, one patient says to him, "My lurve is leek a rade rade rose..". The next patient says to him "Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!". Tony says to the nurse: "Is this a Psychiatric ward?". The nurse says: "No.. it?s the serious Burns unit..."