Really, Hal, I have to conclude that you are winding us up. There is definitely nowhere called Three Cocks (sic as a parrot) in Wales, or as I would name it, Cymru. And I have a few doubts about: The Bastard (Argyll & Bute) I tried entering it into Google maps, and it told me I was a f*cking w*nker. Charming I thought. You are definitely disrespecting this thread, man. not that I care.