bon3yard

Thats all very well but I had to listen to the same Vampire Weekend track 6 feckin' times on XFM today...I'll miss 6 music I will.

...by the excellent Half Man Half Biscuit, as part of the save BBC6 campaign. 49p to download....just if your interested like. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eBwwNDuPL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ....the thread where you (jokingly!) said I was 13 > :)) Ah, yes I remember it well.

I'm sorry, you've lost me there.

Indeed.

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Of Spurs remaining fixtures I only see them > collecting 3 points against Bolton, and 1 at > Sunderland. > > Sunderland v Tottenham > Tottenham v Arsenal > Tottenham v Chelsea > Man Utd v Tottenham > Tottenham v Bolton > Man City v Tottenham > > For Liverpool what I have put in brackets > > Liverpool v Sunderland (3) > Birmingham v Liverpool (1) > Liverpool v Fulham (3) > Liverpool v West Ham (3) > Burnley v Liverpool (0) > Liverpool v Chelsea (1) > Hull v Liverpool (0) > > Which by my calculations means they will finish on > same points as Spurs and it will be decided on > goal difference, which based on number of forecast > wins and defeats should mean the Reds pip Spurs. Thank God for the application of science...

Nice one Jah, love the Cooper Clarke.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, not unless Bon3yard can lick his own balls... ..if I could it would render my search for a ladyfriend superfluous.

7 points now between Spurs & Liverpool and I think we're going to need that cushion giving the awful run-in we've got...not discounting Citeh either but they seem prone to fluffing their lines when it matters. A Tottenham of the North if you will. COYS!!

If shes got her own teeth and a plentiful supply of werthers original I could be sorely tempted. ;-)

I'm more alarmed that these people seem to know who I am but I'm at a loss as to who the flip they are. Perplexed and a little worried. ;-)

Would be intrigued to see the stick drawing though.

I shant. ;-)

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wearing a black shirt and saluting not a warm, > fluffy image Bon3yard. > > Must try harder. What can I say, Oswald Moseleys a distant cousin and ignore Jah hes still bitter after I spurned his advances.

Not me, it was burglary I tell you!

Ah shucks emc, thanks for that. :-$

Bit of a wanky pose, dont blame me though I was just taking direction.

Cheeky. Ooh, you are awful etc...

Alright, alright. Hold on a sec while I find one thats not too objectionable...and go easy on me ladies.

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > They're everywhere bon3yard. You just have to > look > > and you'll find one. > > > Maybe... > > But I reckon you're more likely to find someone > when you least expect it...in my very humble > opinion. I concur, but sometimes you have to force the issue...or at least give it a rolling start.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Will you be re-posting your picture again? For the > local Dads who are trapped in sexless marriages to > perv over? ...tsk, alright then. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00759/osbournes1_682_759205a.jpg

Thanks Jah but I managed to survive a squat party in Kennington on Sat night so reckon I could handle anything the good Burghers of this fair parish care to throw my way.

Quote: annasfield Bon3yard I can't believe you've resorted to touting yourself on the EDF. What can I tell you? If this doesnt work I might have to resort to stripping naked, sellotaping fivers to various bits of my anatomy and parading up and down Lordship Lane on a Saturday night bellowing out Je taime at the top of my lungs.

It was a riposte to the old 'are there any single(hot)men thread' that was up some time ago. Still, nice to know there have been reported sightings of the aforementioned unattatched totty. Time to whittle myself a divining rod and venture forth...east dulwich food and wine you say?

Just putting it out there like.