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Tell me about it Land Rover 4 has depreciated by 40% in 2 years! Terrible.

You may KK...but it wont halt the tide of enlessly repeating threads. See 'best chinese/indian takeaway' threads.

Thou shalt not gainsay the fairer sex....ever, lest Armagiddeon time ensueth.

Anticipating the onset of another great depression and an age of unparalleled austerity I've got ahead of the game by giving up my bright, sunny togs and adopting sombre Greys, Fauns and Khakis. I've also regrettably had to switch my weekly shop from Fortnum & Mason to Waitrose! The family are understandbly devastated and things only got worse when I informed them of my intention to sell Land Rover No4 to clear some space in the forecourt for a chicken coup. Thats my tale of woe, whats everyone else giving up? :(

I was told 18 months...when were they planning to let us regular users know this? I ask on a regular basis whats going on and probably illicit a collective groan each time I turn up.

Tacky eh? Excellent game. You have to dimember your assailants with a plasma cutter, you cant just blast them in the face...gets pretty tricky when they're hurtling towards you. No Audio track either which adds to the sense of isolation and the lack of health meters etc cluttering up the screen is refreshing. As you'd expect it looks gorgeous and you'll quite often get caught offguard whilst gawping at another piece of lovely scenery. Top notch and a must buy for anyone into survival horror.

I agree, there is an element of showing people what great taste you have.

HB is you a girl?

At least the ladies have a proper changing room...at least I assume thats the case as I havent actually been in there(not for lack of trying).

Uma? Now thats right headed thinking.

April...allegedly. It was supposed to begin in June so dont hold your breath.

Thats more like it! All good grounds for divorce in my book.

I'm ashamed for you MP....and a little disappointed.

I certainly use the shower before I swim, not that it actually works very well. They're refurbishing it in April(a year late BTW). It is a bit of a cheek that they charge the same for a swim here as they do in Peckham. I've been going so long now that all its inadequacies have blurred into a rueful but affectionate clucking of my tongue. Quaint innit.

Thats right MP, there was also a thread advocating the use of Asbestos as an alternative to toilet roll! ;-) Sorry.

I've become immune to this kind of behaviour on buses in general which isnt really a good thing is it?

Your not wrong!

I'm confused, which ones Welsh and Which ones Italian? Are they both Chinese?

I wasnt a big fan of The Holocaust Deniers thread.

Yes it is. No doubt about it. Absolutely, positively okie-dokie.

I'm not putting any money in that dolts pockets! His dreadful show on Talksport is simply a forum for him to flog his awful tome and publicise his column in The S*n. Vile man.

Brendan, she is a he and a Nonogenarian he at that. He worked under King Edward as an Ambassador to The Duke of York. Married to a Charlotte and unfaithful to her with an exotic type by the name of Desiree, Nicola his housekeeper and Nadine the Landlady of The Pentland Javelin. Its no (Golden) Wonder his heart gave out one December morning whilst he was feeding his Roosters. ;-)

Thou shalt never shave thy arse with a rusty razor

Thou shalt not gainsay The Candyman, for he is wise above all men.

SM, you mean that there are people with vested interests and an agenda out there who would delight in the collapse of the Beeb? I heard that Shrill Asshead Jon Gaunt(medieval name for a medieval attitude)calling for a privatised BBC this morning, the very same BBC that clothed and fed him for a bafflingly long time. Now there is proof positive that Auntie caters for all tastes if ever one was needed.