bon3yard
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Hey, thats the rough outline of the plot for the next Coen Bros movie. Working title: "Maris Piper heads West".
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Thou shalt not piss into the wind, period.
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...and usually The Carnies are held up as paragons of virtue! Whatever next?
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Hear, hear!
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Sorry AF, I didnt think the ladies would be paying a visit to the juveniles thread. :-$
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"Thou shalt not tip Spurs for the top 4 at the begining of each and every season"
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Guy told me over a plate of Scones and a cup of tea recently that the Madgevadge has seen so little action recently he fears it has healed over. So, you dont need to worry about touching anyone or anything with yours or anyone elses Johnson.
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I guess those who support the top 4 will never have any idea how it feels to suffer through that dross. Their idea of a night mare is a couple of losses. The sense of relief is palpable. Heres hoping both Bolton and Newcastle get tonked today...every man for himself.
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Thats a hell of an echo.
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Cor, its like a Morgue in here. No points for guessing who the majority of posting forumites support. It kinda represents the same demographic as in the real world.
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The Police have been known to seek advice from yours truly at a pinch. Jeffrey Dahmer, that was one of mine.
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Yeah, my housemate won a wedge as well. Luckily the other one was on a train to St.Albans when I broke the news to him. I even offered to record MOTD for him...he was strangely uninterested. :)
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Lets have some new commandments, 'cuz its fairly obvious that the ones that Moses brought down from on high are far too difficult to adhere to in the vile, venal and already hellbound world which we already inhabit. Although I havent killed anyone yet and have yet to covet my neighbours Oxon...I've got my eye on they're PS3 though. To get the ball rolling I have "Thou shalt not Piss on My Cornflakes"...take it away Forumites. ;-)
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Was Ted Bundy the bloke in those sickly Gold Blend adverts in the 90s?
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I besmirch his name at every given opportunity after he went...I cant even bring myself to say it...erm, non-acoustic. I hear being a 'Dylan' is how The Escariots referred to traitors as in "Hey I might be a Judas, but I'm no Dylan". Overated bum.
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Now you come to mention it he has expressed an interest in copping off with a humourless scarecrow for a while now, apparently hes done the sexy, curvy and well adjusted femme to death. Just as well your on the ball HB. Now make like Shane and head the bugger off at the pass.
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Why do the Beeb keep changing the time for MOTD? Just settled down for the Spurs/Scouse highlights and realise I've missed the first 20 mins! Pain in the arse. (6)
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Well, well, well. How did we win that? Liverpool should have caned us. Absolutely brilliant! COYS.
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Her Grandad was obviously already a very proud man before RossBrandgate. ;-)
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Some people just wont be told Jah...shame about Arsenal.
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Tsk, typical innit...the season that Arsenal become the new Spurs, Spurs become the new West Ham. Wasnt pulling your leg AF, honestly thought it was a reference to Joe Fagan.
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Treat 'em mean eh? I've been persuing the same tactics with Jolie...who needs Alpha Male when you can have Alphabetti Spaghetti and Toejam.
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Icy.
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Duh. :-$
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Its quite understated innit...still not sure who the Joey is. Fagan?