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Heh, funny.

...mmm, now you mention it...jodphurs, the cover of Jillie Coopers Riders...I'm coming around.

Is this all about the unatainble?

Although not a cartoon character I remember finding the Buddhist Monk Tripitaka from Monkey emminantly fanciable when I was a nipper, he/she was beautiful. I subsequently found out that the charcter was in fact a lady playing a guy in that great Thesp tradition...but its quite amazing how ambiguous sexuality can stir up a whole host of congflicting emotions, dontchathink?

Oh, Atonio....not Armando! :-$

...yet somehow Jim Davidson marches on.

Anne Widdicombe anyone?

One for the ladies...Fritz the Cat! Now, he was a filthy blighter. Robert Crumb I think?

Mmmm! Love that Jessica Rabbit, it might be an urban myth but I was told that there were 2-3 frames of film that when paused confirm whether or not her collar and cuffs match!...not that I've checked...much.

Jessica Hynes also appeared as Velma in Spaced if I'm not mistaken.

Its nice to see The Gooners still taking an interest. ;-)

Penelope Pitstop. As for the female denizens of Bedrock...I'd go with Wilma, but I'd be thinking of Betty!

Dont worry Jah, these jokes are interchangeable.

I've sent them another email too, yet to hear back.

...hmm, there was definitely an Oz reference in there too.

Nigella Lawson told a Newspaper the other day that Husband and official lucky sod Charles Saatchi told her of a dream he'd had where he'd walked in on Nigella getting raw with of all people Steve Coppell! It was more the fact that CS knew who Coppell was that intrigued me rather than his dreaming of him ravishing the fair Nigella.

No idea what your on about but I'm behind you all the way.

Oh dear, and now I've made you explain it. :-$

My point was that the Blonde Surgeon from Green Wing was the orthodox choice whereas the Camel Faced Brunette Aneasthetist(Guy Secretan) was the less likely to win any beauty contests s'all.

Whittingstalls a Dorset Lad, which makes him less sexy of course. Crawford in Condorman I can understand and Julian Rhind Tutt played the super sexy doctor who all women lusted after so I fear thats a disqualification....now if it was the hairy Guy Secretan...!

I'm with you on all 3 of those Mockney espcially Jessica Notcalledstevensonanymorebutcantrememberhermarriedname...although she lost the puppy fat that she had on spaced and probably qualifies as a true beauty nowadays...still cant believe she got married. Selfish cow.

Mmm, Anna Ford...its all in the diction.

Kara Tointon. Who she? I can see the John Nettles thing...ever since he appeared in that Documentary set on Jersey, Bergermeister was it?

Yeah, the same has always gone for the male newsreaders too, they usually graduate from modelling Armani Scats to a career diseminating News. Heres to the Media Meritocracy! :)-D

Come on admit it, we all have a bit of a thing for someone who 'society' would have us believe is not a conventional beauty. I currently have the hots for Sarah Palin, everything about this woman is wrong from her baffling belief in The Creation Model to her frankly repulsive politics...but my God she is sexy. Similarly that Emaciated Harridan from That TVs What Not To Wear...Trinny or Susanah, not sure which is which. Share the horror...and curse your twisted libido.