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I'll be watching series 3 of Deadwood and going outside...:(

Dinkums? Funny. Didnt think Dinkums were allowed outside these days.

Bloody foreigners no doubt, along with our jobs and our women.

I dont think people are wilfully ignoring you Charlie but to give advice on this matter is a real toughy.

Fattist!

Bryan Ferrys cover of Dylans 'A hard rains gonna fall'. Also Jose Gonzales' version of Teardrop....these are good covers in case your wondering.

...tsk, and you a married woman. For shame!

I'm still losing sleep over what FCOL means...

Wow, everyone seems to be in a rather testy mood today.

Touched a nerve have I Nero, again I go back to the shortage of staff. FCOL yourself.

I like the coffee in Cafe Nero but am starting to get a little peeved at having to clean my own table each time I go in there. I've even started taking in my own J-Cloth and Mr.Muscle(other cleaning brands are available). The guys behind the counter are always nothing but polite and I put this down to a staff shortage situation. Pull your fingers out Nero Big Daddies!

The Herne Tavern on Forest Hill road would fit that definition perfectly.

...and please dont take me seriously, that wouldnt be good.

Thought that would hit the spot. Cheer up Jeremy it might never happen.

Ah, one of those old fashioned unreconstructed geezer types like that oaf in Life On Mars. Hell, maybe backwards is the way forwards. Lets be honest, we all know that secretly all these career ladies are yearning for a life at home swaddled in domestic bliss. Who needs another power point presentation about Far East penetration when you could be at home being taken roughly over the coal scuttle whilst polishing the brass. Bring back Victorian values!

Hunh? Where?, when? Curse the man, hes always one step ahead...

....oh apologies, I thought this was the Wayne Bobbit thread.

Right on sister.

Actually the word 'Berk' derives from the name of the 15th century Mayor of Falmouth who was called Solomon Burke. A famously stupid individual who mustered a flotilla of fishing boats and attempted to mount an assault on The Spanish Mainland after The Earl of Salamanca insulted his honour by pointing out that the Mayors wife smelled of wee and cheese(A point roundly agreed upon by all present). As you can imagine a fleet of 24 trawlers was never going to be much of a match for the Armada at Spains disposal and all were killed save Burke who was savagely humiliated by being saddled up and used to great affect as the tawdry show pony of the vengeful earl. Sad, but funny.

The usual, Squirells teeth and Clams Kidneys.

...oh, its down there. Yes, I do feel like a berk.

Is it my imagination or has the 'Size of womens minges' thread gone? Is this political correctness gone mad? Why are discussions about dicks allowed, nay encouraged but as soon as the Flaps make an appearance as a topic of debate than its swiftly removed. I know that as a riposte to the tackle issue it was a pretty predictable response but please Administrator please dont draw the beef curtains on this one...

Has anyone been down to the West Dulwich Forum? Folks is strange down there, they wear dungarees and talk French, smoke pipes and wear their bowler hats at a jaunty angle. Its like an alternative reality. Try it if you dare.

I popped downstairs for a gander after indulging in one of the Dulwich Cafes Mammoth Omelette, chips and salads. Lovely chaps with the right attitude. Hope it works for them.

I was wondering who would have the brassneck to put up this post, you should have subtitled it 'Throwing a sausage up lordship lane'.