bon3yard
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Shall I put you down for a brace Karter?
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...sounds like this Harrys a really bad postman.
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Pigeons? Positive cherubs next to those pesky Shitehawks The Seagulls. Bin-bag shredding, ear-piercing, shit-spreading, peanut-brained hobbledyhoys. I've been driven inland by the vicious usurpers...
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All this so called modern comedy is terrible. I'd like to see more re-runs of the old classics like Love Thy Neighbour and Allo Allo. No sex, No swearing just good old fashioned jokes, remember them? - Enid Scuttlebush, Milton Keynes.
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...and licking the tears from your cheeks as you choked back the shame...
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Yikes...them Yakuzas is nasty folks. I'm sitting this one out.
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Pathetic old racist fart on Frogley road (Lounged)
bon3yard replied to Shu.Kurimu.Sensei's topic in The Lounge
xxxx is a word that hates women...as for Porridge wog, the knucklehead who bellowed it at me was under the impression I was a Scot...it must have been the fact I was carrying a set of bagpipes and just enough change for a small bottle of stout. (xxxx - rude word removed - The Administrator) -
Icehole is it? Sounds like the gangster villain from Johnny Dangerously.
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Cricket...such a delicate sport, if its not the light, the rain or the Duckworth Lewis method then its the leaves on the line.
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Pathetic old racist fart on Frogley road (Lounged)
bon3yard replied to Shu.Kurimu.Sensei's topic in The Lounge
Someone called me a porridge wog once...I'm from Devon. I was confused and amused all at once. -
Pathetic old racist fart on Frogley road (Lounged)
bon3yard replied to Shu.Kurimu.Sensei's topic in The Lounge
I'm with you Shu.Kurumi...I dont know if theres a history between you and NatashaD but she seems rather angry with you for some odd reason. :-S you didnt sneak up behing her and call per Pie'n'mash did you? For Shame! -
Missed that Jah Lush...I also was unaware that Elvis Costello and Elvis Presley were related.
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Does DulwichDalia work for The Federation Against Copyright Theft or FACT...does she talk Scotch? Is she portly and slow witted? Besides it was never really theft it was simply temporary reappropriation...
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...does this make me a bad person? ::o
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Not sure, but its awfully becoming.
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Colonel Dearing? Those high-heels always seemed so impractical for space adventuring...still, she could certainly handle a big helmet. ;-)...sorry.
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Ah, so those fruitcakes The Railians were right...and there I was thinking it was merely an electrical storm. Where are you from Sarah that you've never before experienced this phenomenon? :) I was sucking back a frappercinolattelechemagnifico in Cafe Nero about an hour ago and my did the heavens open. Like a monsoon it was, and there was I in shorts and t-shirt admiring the mental weather from the saftey of my glass coffee house.
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Thanks for the heads-up Keef but am already very well aquainted with both The Sopranos and Deadwood(wasnt impressed with Rome...sorry). Battlestar Galactica series 3 is still awaiting my delectation though.
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...and there I was thinking that The Swedish were a noble and upstanding folk whose sense of propriety was second only to their affinity for creating affordable flatpack furniture and love of meatballs. What an appalling liberty. Cant you rustle up a make believe Irish national holiday that requires you and your family to up sticks and spend 3 weeks in the Irish Interior? Admittedly this is the Cowards option...but it does help to have a plan B. :)
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No, I couldnt wait. I had a code once but it got in the way of a lot of righteous fun. And besides, have you seen the TV schedule recently? ;-)
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Well, it'll certainly be nice to have a bit of uptempo house music to shake me booty to. Some fur-pelted rough-house hurled his mandolin at me when I started throwing shapes during his melancholy rendition of Matty Groves the last time I ventured onto the lane of a night . Techno-techno-techno!! ;-)
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WARNING - charity bag thieves about !!
bon3yard replied to Cassius's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Sounds like a cockernee chav type to me...did she break into a tortured version of 'knees up muvver brahnn' when your old fella collared her? ;-) -
I usually start off with the same curmudgeonly attitude as y'all but come the start of the Tiddlywinks I'm well up fer it!
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My flatmates been there a fair bit recently for lunch and he recommends it. Friendly peeps by all accounts and the food aint bad ivor.
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Is it Me? or is East Dulwich boring now?
bon3yard replied to mattindulwich18's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
LL would definitely benefit from some kind of cultural hotspot, an art centre or something of its ilk. Some where that you could take a leisurely stroll to that was showing some poncey euro-arthouse-flimflammery-cinematic experience. I'm all for it. ;-)