Domitianus

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm looking forward to tossing those coins out of > that frying pan.. c'mon kids! catch! And I will be getting that large bag of Golden Delicious and a packet of traditional razor-blades from Somerfield!

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Welcome to the area Tommy. I second what has been > said about the Crystal Palace Tavern (CPT). It?s a > top pub! It is over here: > > http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=534030&y=1 > 74658&z=1&sv=534030,174658&st=4&ar=Y&mapp=newmap.s > rf&searchp=newsearch.srf > > The Castle is also what one would call an ?old > school boozer? but a bit more shall we say, rough > around the edges. It is up the road. Expect the > locals (which include a few vaguely humanoid > beings a couple of dogs) to stop their > conversations and turn to look at you when you > walk in. But that's just them being friendly! Isn't it nicer to be noticed and welcomed in the local dialect ("Who the f**k are you???) rather than ignored?

Let's not let her off too easily, though. If our dear CWALD gets her jab or implant it opens up the possibility of all sorts of non-reproductive frolics! >:D

A great loss to all us lusty young deviants but I imagine that South East England is now somewhat safer from flood disasters.

Ahhh, so you are still the main course? ;-)

The Beast Must Die. Made me cry as it was so appallingly bad, truly grim 1970s horror B-movie.

In the immortal words of Van Morrison "It's Too Late To Stop Now." Never figured CWALD for a fader >:D

lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll do your pics but I'll need a fluffer. Any > offers? A fluffer??? Is that the same thing as a fluff girl? So, CWALD, are you up for the task? ;-)

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I agree with so much of Domiti anus (hoho) said on > 1st page. And it's not the words that are used > it's the intention behind their useage. Chris Rock > said what the word "nigger" can mean, and that to > some it is a swear word. I would not dream of > using it even to those who Chris Rock describes as > being worthy of the term! It saddens me greatly > how the word "gay" is being used as a negative > term, but maybe something will come along in its > place. I love how kids have new words for things, > like "got a touch of the reds" to mean someone > (usually a woman) is angry and emotional. That's > pretty inventive! But as for religiously offensive > words, bring it on. I don't believe in Gods or > religions - and so any religious terms that offend > - well it's an easy target I suppose. Shouting > "Jesus H Christ and ALL her children" can be fun, > stand back and watch the fireworks. My favourite > swear word is C*&T though, and it is great fun > watching people's reactions when I suddenly use > it. I remember years ago during a stand up routine > Mark Thomas said Vagina Vagina Vagina for about 10 > minutes and made the point beautifully. It's just > words. If we all use them they lose their meaning > and you can't be hurt by them. Kids think they're > being really offensive by using the F word all the > time but if everyone reacted as if they were > saying the word Pepper, or Sofa, the words (and > the kids) would lose the power immediately. > > I blame the parents. Cu&ts. Well said, PR, but frankly your bastardisation (is that a swear word) of my beautiful nomenclature has just crossed the line!!! Joking apart, if you react to swear words negatively you are giving people an enormous amount of power over you. If someone notices you go ballistic when they say a particular word they know exactly how to push your buttons. Unnessecary and repetitive use of swear words is dreary as is the unnessecary and repetitive use of any word, so I do get irritated by people who say the likes of "I went down the f***ing pub to get a f***ing pint and some f***ing f***er knicked me f***ing lighter!" intensely annoying - all due to the unimaginative nature of the conversation, not the particular words used.

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've shagged all sorts, even had a viscount as it > happens. > > All in the name of science of course. > > Ok Bob, I'll tell you something I usually only > tell a man I'm about to shag. When I come, I > squirt like a fountain, and squirt and squirt and > squirt. I can carry on coming for a few hours, > although nowadays I need a couple of days to > reload. > > It's not difficult to make a woman come all night, > you just need the technical knowledge and some > control. Most women can come like this, but don't > know they can. > > When a woman is used to continuous multiple > orgasms until she is exhausted, it's difficult to > feel satisfied with something less, no matter how > nice the guy is. Even if you encourage him or > coach him, if he's not physically able to do it, > there is not a lot you can do. > > Also, there are usually lots of things a sexually > content woman will do for a man by the way, incase > you think it's all one sided! So what exactly was it you would only normally tell a bloke you were about to shag? Only girl I knew who squirted also lashed out uncontrollably when she had an orgasm and nearly knocked me out one time. I had to learn after that to ensure I had control of her hands when she was on the brink!

You Make Me Feel Like Dancing - Nolan Sisters? Obvious really.

char1ie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Swearing is a beautiful thing. It can be very > elegant in the right hands. Too much can be vulgar > and in the wrong hands it is messy and obnoxious. > It can be very funny and if its shock value is > used well it can be just the ticket to elevate > plain speech to another level. I think each swear > word is equally useful and appropriate in the > right circumstances. The traditionally worst > swearword is the C word. But that is no more > offensive than any other word when you hear it > uttered by a five year old. And even the C word > can have its shock value reduced by overuse. > Appropriate, sparing and well chosen use of > swearwords is important. Inappropriate and > over-used swearing is a different matter. > > Just to reinforce my point see most of the good > tellings of the Aristocrats joke (not at work > obviously): > http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=the+ar > istocrats&search=Search > > > Charlie I heartily agree with Charlie that swearing can be both eloquent and artistic. It has always struck me as most strange that there are those who tell us that swearing is a sign of a limited vocabulary but then proceed to attempt to further limit our vocabulary by prohibiting certain words. I have yet to meet someone vehemently against swearing who I would describe as a creative communicator! Years ago I discussed with my mother the fact that certain swear words are more satisfying to utter in anger or frustration than others - words such as 's**t', 'c**t', 'f**k' etc. My mother is a speech and language therapist and pointed out that those particular words are 'plosives', ie. they have quite a sharp and distinct ending which has a certain snappy satisfaction about it. Could this be the reason they are more satisfying than 'fiddlesticks'? With regard to blasphemy, I am afraid I am less tolerant of other people's sensibilities than LozzyLoz. I consider the religious aversion to so-called 'blasphemy' to be nothing more than a conditioned response and the sooner it is snuffed out the better! In fact there is little more expressive of utter frustration and despair than a good, long drawn out "Jesus H. Christ, Holy Mother of God and all the F***ing Saints Combined..." For most people, delivered correctly, expressions like this are also rather amusing and have the ability to defuse tension and raise s smile. I am afraid I am not going to be disarmed of such a useful tool by the fact that some people have a knee-jerk reaction to it. In fact, prolly all objections to swear words are knee-jerk reactions. I mean, if I hurt myself and shout 'F**k', I am not actually referring to sexual congress, I am expressing my pain. There is nothing inherently 'bad' or 'wrong' about the word 'fuck' or any of the rest of them - it is simply that we have been taught over centuries to renounce them as they usually refer to either a sexual or biological act or bodypart which religion has taught us to view with suspicion and fear. Look, for example, at the most common swear-words - 'f**k' (sexual intercourse, 'c**t' (originally a country term for a cow's genitalia), 's**t' (the act of defecation) - all notions or processes that were abhorrent to Judaeo-Christian tradition. The other 'bad words' are the likes of 'da*n' and so called 'blasphemous' terms. In other words, one could argue that our society's aversion to swearing is simply a residue of irrational, sex-negative religious conditioning! How many people who are uncomfortable about swearing realise that they are still carrying the baggage of a religious heritage that they may have intellectually shrugged off? If we were really to look at the underlying meaning of words and what they authentically represent, we would probably consider unpleasant words to be ones like 'cancer', 'hatred', 'madness', 'war' etc, yet we utter these with impunity and no social censure whatsoever. Ridiculous state of affairs if you ask me. The whole absurd affair is evidenced by the fact that we have to asterisk out letters from these words for our messages to even appear on a bulletin board (despite everyone knowing what we are referring to - not exactly a subtle code) whilst we can merrily post words such as cancer, hate, death, disease, famine, warfare etc without anyone batting an eyelid.

The bit in one of the Rambo movies when he growls "WE want our country to love us, as much as we love it!" Chokes me up every time. At least I think it is tears, could well be laughter.

Truth be told, I am a spotty, deformed midget who never ventures out of his house except at night> I am all mouth! ::o

I never attend such events, I am far too good-looking and usually get mobbed by beautiful women (I bring a supply with me in case there are insufficient numbers present!)

Domitianus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Domitianus Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I have a friend who was taken into Dulwich > > Hospital many years ago. They ran some tests > on > > him and apparently discovered that he was born > of > > a jackal! > > This isn't true. I made it up. I just thought I > should clarify that fact. Just don't want to get anyone in trouble, you understand? Since we have a local chemist dispensing Domestos or whatever instead of cough syrup, I didn't want anyone to think that Dulwich Hospital couldn't tell one species from another.

lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's patented. Apart from the cash and TV exposure > he hasn't had as much support from PJ as he > expected (PJ has far bigger projects) and has > actually brokered all the big deals post DD > himself. > > Sense of humour is vital - especially with a face > like yours. You mean bitch! (6) Long-term, though, your mate will probably find he learns an awful lot more and develops greater skills by doing it himself. I remember he was a bit naive and uncomfortable with marketing etc but being thrown in at the deep end is a great learning experience and I am sure he will grow from it.

Can we extend this to literature? The moment when Scout recognises Boo Radley in To Kill A Mockingbird. Or, movie-wise, when a young Macaulay Culkin comforts Tim Robbins character in Jacob's Ladder.

The Ninth Configuration, starring Stacey Keach, is magnificent. It makes me cry so much I am beyond tears!

AndrewDBlack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Administrator Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > 3 - 2 - 1 but before I do please do not do this > > again. I have better things to do that Lounge > > threads like this. > > You need a punishment that is worse than lounging > :-) I agree! I would suggest being spanked by Peckham Rose and CWALD!

Domitianus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a friend who was taken into Dulwich > Hospital many years ago. They ran some tests on > him and apparently discovered that he was born of > a jackal! This isn't true. I made it up. I just thought I should clarify that fact.

Aaaaahh!

I think I remember that chap. Good product but the question I was keen for the Dragons to ask was about competition. Does he have patent protection or can anyone else come along and rip-off his idea? Staying on thread - I like shagging fit, foreign birds (preferably with a sense of humour!)

The previous client?le has been removed by a group of exterminators to a resettlement camp for the incorrigibly scummy! It's a good question, though. Since the Bishop became posh and the Palmerston followed suit and now the centre of the ED yob universe , The plough, has been sanitised - where do you go if you are an aggressive, bigotted, working-class English thug?

East Dulwich Angst Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It wasn't between those two buildings, I've got a > funny feeling that it might have run to St. > Francis hospital. Not 100% sure but will know for > sure tomorrow. What are you doing tomorrow then? I know you are just gagging to tell us.