Mikecg

Ask if she would like a coffee and put salt in it.

Well Charchar I thought it was great fooling a fool is a great laugh but as you know it takes a real fool to follow a fool. Another time we swapped the h and j around on a guys keyboard and hearing him say to the help desk "every time I press H a J comes out" was hysterical.

Ibilly99 why would anybody want to google a video nasty such as raw meat is beyond me.

Once I took a screenshot of my co-workers desktop I hid all the icons and auto hid the task bar and took a snapshot of the database he had open and set it as the background. when he came back he was cursing about his PC having locked up so he logged a call with the help desk, I had to tell him to hang up and I explained the joke watching him click a picture cursing was hilarious.

If it wasnt then I recon tin hat week has come early in the Smith houshold.

Show your commitment.

I just wondered MP I thought that you may have been one of those religious types.

Surley you mean evolves MP over a period of millions of years. if not who is it created by? mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When you think about it global warming and the > ensuing drop in population is just natural cycle > of life. > A species is created, if it's successful enough it > dominates its environment and expands its > population, it requires more resources than that > available to support its population and produces > pollutants that restrict the ability of said > environment to support it. > > Population plummets until environment is capable > of supporting species successfully again. > Population increases to more sensible levels, but > it will still overpopulate leading to a more > moderate population crash, leading to a more > sensible increase, etc, rinse and repeat until > population finds equilibrium in about 8000 years > time, assuming superior species hasn't wiped out > planet with dangerous technology, or buggered off > in pointy things with flames out the back. > > Classic lifecycle; we are but bacteria in a petri > dish, nothing to see here, move along (just glad I > won't be around when the first and biggest crash > begins). > > Of course, all that said, we are blessed with > intelligence and should be capable of breaking > this, just all the evidence points at us being too > selfish to do anything about it. The same reason > why free markets won't solve anything, they > positively rely on that selfishness!!

No I think I'll give it a mis if you dont mind CharChar.

Yeah all right.....

Twas joke bon3yard.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is Monkey Butlers slang for something? > > Because if it isn't, I want one - I want a monkey > in a smoking jacket bringing me ice for my drink > and answering the door to gentleman callers Yeah you could even teach it to change the red light bulb when it blows.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thieves and Murderers you say? Yikes...lets all > move to Midsommer..um, hang on... LOL

You cant beat the system no matter what transpires next week the Illuminati will always win.

Yes my father built a housing estate there years ago on western road a huge development, I remember the area very well but I wouldnt really want to live there its full of theives and murderers Hang on a minute so is ED.

The only thing is its all a bit poncey if you ask me......

Charlies the catalystic provocateur. Ive got work on those days and I'll be hiding inside the building from 11:00AM until 7:00PM. I'll be wearing my steel toe cap trainers and I'll be donning me knuckle duster just in case.

Great stuff there CharChar very cool. charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > I learnt that even the most out of control 15yr > olds can blossom given the right encouragement... > > > I am not a school teacher but spent yesterday with > 40 inner city school kids doing a design project > called 'trainers of the future'. We used the > trainer as a way to get them to 'dream' about what > might be possible, think about other people's > needs and understand how design can be used to > improved peoples lives. You can't see form the pic > all the magical ideas they had embeedded in their > design thinking, but for example, the punky > looking shoe... "the yellow spikes fly out when > you are in danger on the streets and create a > protective circle around you so you can not be > harmed", the pale pink one (which is for babies) > has "a button that you press to play a special > kind of music that calms the baby, so it stops > crying and starts smiling" They has 2 hours to do > the project and worked in teams.... > well you did ask Mikecg > > edited a hundred times cos I can't sort out my pic > to be small enough...

Nothing surprises me anymore but at the very least the Labour part haven't promoted an anti sleaze campaign good old JS nothing wrong with a bit of smut and debauchery. no wonder if I was stuck with an ugly old hag like her I'd need some PBP (porn before passion) as well.

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > did you do it??? > > ps I think having your lap tops on even if pre > charged and running off the batteries is > cheating!!! It's OK charlie my laptop has been emissions test to iso 9002 standards.

Yes we did. *turns on central heating lights bonfire with 1970's sofa on and old tyres boots up 5 computers 3 laptops and turns on plasma*

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > well Mikecg... I went though the punk/drugs thing > from about 14 to 20 and went to art school, I > think the college period wsa when I began to trust > that I had a creative mind and was a quick > thinker... I then had to earn a living so I got a > part time job working in a studio, I mixed this > with chef-ing to get by, it was all very Vivienne > Westwood... when i was a kid at school I thought I > was stupid... so played up to make people laugh - > at least that was something I was good at... later > on I found out that I that I was dyslexic and > ending up doing an MA at the RCA... > ... now I am officially an ?academic? or so it > says on my London University contract... > > hey Mikcg... miracles can happen... > ps now you can turn your lights back on > xxcc Thats great CC It's amazing what can be acheived when you put your mind to it :)-D

I am proper crap GG check me myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/miketheshines

I killed the lights shut everything off and lit some candles but It appears that no one else did when I looked out the window but hey at least me and the gang have done one small thing to help the world.

I saw a selfish Dog walker on GG let his dog trample and deficate on the daffs what an A-hole.