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So how did you turn all this bad girl karma around then CC? charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...it started out so well, but then all when > horribly wrong... I thought it would be such a > wheeze to get in the Geography teachers car (which > he never locked) and drive it down the hill so it > would be in a different place when he came out of > classes. > Thing is... I was 13 and had never driven anything > before, let alone a car... > > I took the hand-brake off and off I went, everyone > standing by... next minute I found myself > gathering speed down this steep hill, I had no > idea what the fcuk I was doing, I panicked, lost > control and with an almighty bang crashed the car > into a ditch... everyone was absolutely pissing > themselves laughing but, oh dear.... three > stitches later, and one seriously, heavy ticking > off from the head teacher, charliecharlie finds > herself chucked out of yet another school... > > funny how things can seem such a good idea at the > time.... > http://hcl.harvard.edu/hfa/images/films/2005summer > /treasure_belles_of_st_trinians.jpg

I'm going to flip the switch on the consumer unit, I am shutting down My Sony Vaio living room PC and getting ready to turn all electrical items off before hand be sure to power of everything if you flip you switch on the consumer unit otherwise you could blow a fuse when you turn it back on. Ive got 3 x laptops all batteries are charged and ready to go.

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whats wrong with pretty woman...??? > > only kidding... > > i suggest you buy your missus some more dvds > instead...i recommend pans' labyrinth > > Avoid any from this list Chick flicks It was on sky and she had commendeared the remote.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > felicity normal mike, i love her so much i might > even have to develop a mental health condition to > keep her here:)) I really like flic normal as well, she brought me such laughter I havnt experienced in years.

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My funniest memory of school was smashing up the violins and classical guitars in the music practise room after performing Purple Haze during the school concert Rock N roll dude, those piano toffs were a right bunch of snobs. I was a right bastard when I think about it.

Your a disturbed individual shu, in the words of Shuan Rider, Think of the family, after the funeral.

Whos fiz?

Ha ha I agree with RD it was hilarious.

Variety is the spice of life KK It's easy to be excluded I personally have noticed that I get blanked even before I posted some misjudged profanities. There are negative vibes around the place at times and some people have put me down to the point that has made me feel pretty bad for about 30 seconds but hohum such is life.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sainsbury's online...simples I have tried that RD and they always choose the most expensive items and the sub items are always anoyingly wrong.

Ive tried the self serve tills in the past and made a complete pigs ear of it so now I avoid them like the plague. I hate the crowds and try to go on a Sunday before the footie comes on, it takes about an hour or so to do the weekly shop.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What you need is a hobby. I suggest something like > a drug habit or an S&M fetish or both. That should > entertain you for about 6 months. When the novelty > wears off try something like finding Jesus or > Allah or if you have the energy think up your own > religion. You can then kill a few months riding > South London?s busses and preaching to the > passengers. Ive done that all ready. Disco biscuits coke and speed with red bull and I am a founding member of the first church of fornicology.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > just get a divorce! Then ull have plenty of time 2 > watch rambo and die hard! :p Do you realize how much a Divorce costs this day and age KK I'll be ruined.

tommy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > watch something on iPlayer - or a DVD on your > computer ? > > or buy her something like this > http://www.richersounds.com/showproduct.php?cda=sh > owproduct&pid=LG-DP371 and a pair of headphones... > hmm, I might actually I might get one myself I bought her one of those for her 40th birthday but she insists on 42" of HD......

Say Say Say - Michael Jackson & Paul MCartney

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Get a sharp object and when she is out scratch the > disk up.........easy, you are now back in > control......to watch "Fried green tomato whatever > it's called" again for the 13th time .... > > > Rah.... No! I want Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Scar Face and Casino.

Hay woof have you noticed that Catholic girls have got a little tiny moustache?

Or a steel toe caped stiletto kicking you up the coccyx for an infinite number of days.....

Ball

I can hear the soundtrack, thats bad enough. No wait ive got ear plugs........AHHHhh!

I used to play gigs every weekend where veritable happenings were the norm look at me now stuck indoors watching Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman for the 15th+ time F*cking hell I hate Romcom garbage because the woman I married likes watching it! I want to stick pins in my eyes............ Help Me!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds pretty cool to me HB (tu)

What do you mean KK you dont get it.

No I didnt charchar, What did you learn in school today?