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Quite right Hona but as I was saying I only parked there for two minutes to pop into the chemist to pick up Louisa's Valium. Let us off will ya.

Surely you've perfected the art of a good back hander now DM. In sport and business.

Disgusting.

I bet you do. But what we all want to know (especially me) is can you fire tennis balls out of your...........No you're right. I will beat this affliction!!!

Good god Louisiana I think I'm falling in love with you!

Finding those small coins a bit too fiddly in your old age Hona? I bet you hold up the post office queue as well when you're searching for change.

I think the only visible outcome of the G20 summit was after the protests 'Deal or no deal' got it's audience back.

Jim Carrey seems to agree as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJSqkwyL1Zo

GUYS!! You don't have to shell out for expensive boxsets. Just use the link I've provided. Thank me later.

Take up Morris dancing? Allotment? DM are you honestly suggesting I become a sex offender? I suppose with hindsight it was foolish of me to say it's a hobby, more a necessity. DM all men enjoy watching porn. It's a fact that we think of sex roughly every 30 seconds and when we're not there's usually a pop up/spam to remind us that we should be. As you know DM I'm fortuanate enough not to be married but you're right that the smutty secret of my gender would be inappropriate in a family enviroment but thankfully the 'refresh' option on my toolbar takes care of that. I know you have my best interests at heart DM but you should know by now that the organic option is far far behind me now and besides I just can't stand fruit tea as it tastes as though someone has spat a piece of chewing gum into a cup of boiling water.

Who exactly is part of this unknown gang of bullies Dulwichdoll has spoken of and how do you qualify to get in.

Phil Cornwell was hilarious in Stella street.

Dulwichdoll, I think you're missing the fact that people/women called Poppy don't confront thugs, dog or no dog. It's just not in their nature. If the o.p had identified themselves as Kathy or Sharon they may have got away with it.

No.

More of a twitch really Xena.

Good to see another Holymoly.com fan on the forum Ted

Yeah! When the the thug gets shot I at least want to be able to see his teeth fly out the back of his head!

Sorry Cassius but Woof seems to have gone all tame.

My version would've been alot better and there would've been at least two cameo appearances. Poppy would be played by Diana Rigg from the Avengers. The thug would've been played by Ray Winston (his character from Scum). The Policeman played by John Thaw's Jack Regan who ends up shooting the thug (Winston) in the face. The dog, Mutley.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sean, keep a look out for me, i just have to say > hello, to see if you are as uptight in real life, > ;-) I bumped into him in the Bishop yesterday Daizie and he seems like a nice fella.

When I'm really really stoned I sometimes indulge in the occasional Airfix model, any scale will do. Reading. My remote control helicopter. Walking. Clears the mind. Porn. Posting on the forum.

Lowering the tone again eh Asset?

Not at all Hoochie.

Both lack originality.