bigbadwolf

Right deep breath time.............here goes. Lindsay Duncan.

Well I wasn't there loddy but I'm sure their trousers were hanging below their arse, they were wearing hoodies and the word 'Blud' featured pretty heavily and no, before you ask it wasn't TLS. On a more serious note these vermin should be handcuffed and thrown down a flight of stairs.

They should bring back the cane. Or the stocks.

I bet you fancy Diane Abbot don't you Tony.

I bet you regret typing that now don't you Quinnee.

You just had to go and lower the tone didn't you Quinnie, and you Georgia!

Which of you has or still does have a crush on a celebrity who's name you'd rather not mention in public? I personally have always had a thing for Fiona Bruce as she reads the news or presents the Antiques road show with her seductive undertones. The woman looks positively life threatening in bed. Failing that I'd happily have a sex sandwich with Emily Maitlis and Sophie Raworth. I can just imagine the horsey squeals as I put my gut stick to good use. I just seem to have a thing for BBC newsreaders. Over to you.

Right I know that sadly there are a few on this forum who read the Guardian but what do the rest of you read. I personally read the Metro and like to wind down on a Sunday afternoon with a copy of the Sunday Times. If Mrs Mills were to be made Prime minister this country would be a far better place not to mention more fun. Ps. Have any of you thought Dulwichmum is behind Mrs Mills? Mikecg and ????. We all know you read the Sun so there's no need to comment. Thanks.

Or you're missing something from your life, don't be shy Rosie as we've all resorted to the 'manual alternative'. Isn't that right DM.

Depends who's bed you wake up Quids. If it's your parents and you wake up after them then you should prepare yourself.

Let them be the judge of that.

I bet it felt good to get it all in the open eh Strawbs.

Yeah, in front of the kids in the childrens ward.

If you consider yourself a good parent Quids I suggest you give your offspring their first 'tasting'.

Would you like a cup of Earl grey Hona?

That's no excuse Quids, disgusting!

Can any of you bring yourself to share the horror of your first or worst hangover? I think mine is a toss up between the two day hangover I had in Turkey whilst jetlagged or the time I sunk 10 pints of wife beater, woke the next morning for work with a head full of hate and a belly full of pestilance and then to cap it all off my site manager puts me on an kango/air hammer that weighs a ton and we had run out of dust masks and ear plugs. But it put some hair on my chest.

Well I had a bit of a Keith Floyd evening yesterday and I think I was teetering on the edge of a splendid 9 out of 10 last night but then again I did have a herbal aid to accelerate me through the 'numbers'. In my next thread we'll discuss the after affects of a thoroughly un-Christian past time.

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > no no it's completely true....there is even a mass > debate going on in the other threads about dulwich > mums russian hookers and how she is running them > from moscow and her husband jeremy who is the > brothel madame'. DM wants to take over iceland and > turn it into a bordello for the late night ravers > from Glitzy Club Bishop in the 'lane' Don't flatter her.

I dunno Hona but I'm sure a nose bag was provided for Max once he had his snout wrenched from the trough.

I dunno MM but what you've included looks like the criteria for guests at one of DM's 'candle lit suppers'.

My neighbours 'at it'.

Who's Ray Crebs? If you mean Ray krebbs (don't let yourself down with such bad grammar DM as it's most un-ladylike) then I'm afraid you're far off the beaten track as usual. Think of yourself as an older version of Fizz Charlson and me as a more dapper version of Marcus Tandy from the BBC's ill fated early nineties flop Eldorado.

I can honestly say hands down that to this day I've never had a T.V license as I'd much rather spend my money on Credit crunch punch (White lightning) and lotto tickets, nah wot I mean.

No shame in it Daizie.