bigbadwolf

I think at the end of the day it's the same as killing a poisonous snake or spider Kells. They may be smaller and weaker but they still possess the ability to kill you.

At last.

Mind trick - Jaime Cullum

43 FCUKING %!!!

Shit.

Hands up if you think Brendans Lying.

How could I forget! I was introduced to Potcheen whilst on a Cadets trip in the lake district. Tasted disgusting!!!

Take it on the chin Phil.

Don't hold your breath *Bob*, they don't usually go south of the river.

For that RosieH I'm going to find you, put a plastic bag over your head and shoulders and put an elastic band round your neck, treacle!

Right, we've had the worst hangover thread but now I think it's time we discussed what we'd force down our throats to get us pissed. I'll also be interested what wierd concoctions the colonials and johnny foreigners used to or still do put away. I'd drink: All the cheap cider that gave parents nightmares (white lightning, Woodpecker, Diamond white) MD 20/20. Martini. Beer (If we were lucky) Anything I could nick off my parents. Over to you. P.s If you want to take part in this thread DM we want the truth.

Probably an STD.

Well DM, Mr Winstone was not happy after I showed him your quite frankly selfish response to his 'situation'. He was however even more upset that you failed to notice that he played King Henry the VIII, not the VII. However. I've reasoned with the man (we're not that different) and I've let him know that you can be even more of a handful/bitch than Anne Bolelyn. You have 45 hours remaining. Take care DM P.s O.K no patting down, except from Ray.

That was good Hona.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pennie Smith. And actually I'm not embarassed at > all. > If she did me the honour of being my bird I'd > start attending the monthly EDF drinkups. > She looks like a gal that enjoys a good binge and > not afraid to put her hand in her purse and get a > round in. > "Top shelf guv'nor, and gentlemens measures if you > please". > That'll be my Pennie so it will. Sorry Hona. As much as I'll admit she's pretty I'm afraid I couldn't even consider stepping out with any organism that's hosted Paul Mckenna's gut stick. Sorry but I'd be haunted by the smuggest ghost limbo has to offer.

I'll see you down the range eh *Bob*.

Not exactly the answer I was looking for but I'll put your initial response down to shock/lust/greed. You know where my den is DM. Don't try anything silly like when I found your priceless watch and tried to claim my reward and your dozy groundkeeper tried to get tasty. When you arrive one of my lieutenants will approach you and pat you down, all over and any 'helpers' you bring. After the transaction is complete you'll be escorted from the woods. Capiche. You have 48 hours as Ray just finished the last of the pie n mash and we've only had him for 6 hours!

DM I've been quite smutty and rude to you recently haven't I. Well, on a rare trip across the river me and the gang caught this for you. You can thank me later How much? Mr Wolf. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/25/article-1089235-0284730D000005DC-327_468x589.jpg

Fill this out at your own peril. http://www.boredandlazy.co.uk/quiz.php?q=chav

In that case Quids they should've sent 3 police carps.

I doubt he could even stump up for the post and packing.

No Mike as I think Mr Carroll has spent most of his winnings on Greggs and banger racing. Daft c&nt.

Yeah I saw that Mike. Ha ha! Not sure about the 8 grand price tag though.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > After being on a constant five-day bender for 12 > years my pancreas exploded and I spent a couple of > weeks in hospital with acute pancreatitus. I had > eight attacks all in all between 28 and 35. Now > that's a fecking hangover sonny. Point taken.

I agree Jah but could you 'tame' her?