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HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Emphatically no Jeremy, I'd make it my life's work > to take her away from all that. And chain her to the kitchen sink.

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Edward Woodward Are we talking the Wickerman or his 'Equalizer' days? Also, if you say his name out loud it sounds like a fart in the bath.

Do you really need me to explain this Mike? It's about as bad as tucking your sweater into your underwear.

Why, were you 'glued to your chair' so to speak?

At least you don't wear sandals.

No Hona, I saw the bright light but it wasn't my time yet.

And sitting on Father Cafferty's knee.

Beer.

The only thing in my coffin is a load of bricks.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Snatch Wars - Snatch Vs Star Wars I found this very funny. I found this funny+shocking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDDDKnNhuE

Scoring drugs in a foreign country. Getting let out of work early. Getting paid for days you skived off. Getting it up after a biblical skin full. Successfully blaming a fart on someone else and watch them take the flak. Spliff in the bath. Quite overwhelming the first time though. Bunking the train in this day and age. Finding a tenner or a bluey on the street. Football season ending. Can't stand football. Giving my Dad a sound whipping at Golf.

Forest Whittacker appears in series 5 and 6 and is unbelievably awesome David. I only saw a few of season 4 but Glenn Close was a good choice.

People bypassing the Metro and buying a copy of the Guardian.

'This user is no longer active or the account has been deactivated' actually Ted, I learned the hard way.

Did any of you guys watch the end of the shield on Monday and nearly have a panic attack. I will sorely miss the Shield!

Some off you may be familiar with this. I hate the fact that when you think that all the washing up is done and you empty the sink there's always a bloody teaspoon under the washing up bowl!!!

Quite right too Mike and not one spelling mistake either.

Yeah I remember that thread PR. Wanno, are you sure the lad wasn't just swinging his chain/lead and it caught you on the arse.

When I was at college my mates brother was in the Red Arrows and we went to the base to see them all . It was awesome!!!

Annasfield you are now officially the new forum fashion police. I agree with you over the whole suit and trainers but can I ask your opinion on my 'look'. I wear these with suit trousers. Wadya think sweetheart? http://www.safetysupplies.co.uk/trolleyed/images/products/jal.jpg

Happy Bi-centenary and a bit Tony.

Good grief Tony...........you'll talk yourself into an early ban if you're not careful!!!

Mine will be either 1. "Another one bites the dust" 2. "I told you I was ill!!!"

Short trouser of any reduced length are strictly banned on building and demolition sites.

Kalamity started it in the recomendations section but I thought it would get more hits here. I like Kalamity suffer from the seasonal annoyance/bastard that doctors call Hayfever. Piriton helps and I've even had some prescription drugs that helped too but have you guys got any sure fire tips.