bigbadwolf

How many Mikecg's does it take to replace a lightbulb? 100. One to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the house.

Well spotted Mike.

You don't say.

Sorry Mick Mac, disgraceful behaviour. It's never happen again.

You can take the boy out the east end quids but...........you know the rest.

Eh.

What happened to the Yilmaz?

Did you hear about the Paddy who tried to blow up a car? Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.

I loved Pulling and Tanya Franks lives nearby (forest hill). I've said hello in Sainsbury's and she was very nice and down to earth.

Target arms. Very wierd owners though. Oh and Foxtons.

That's O.K Sophie.

A 'normal' couple live there now.

No. The witness protection service.

Hmmmmmm...........You're right. My turn now. When I was younger there was this house (in forest hill) that everybody thought was very creepy as for as long as anybody could remember nobody had witnessed any human activity, even the neighbours exept once or twice whereby a car would pull up, pick someone up and speed away in the middle of the night. As a teenager I'd approach the property to see if they wanted their lawn mowed or any other lucrative gardening jobs. Nobody would answer but I knew someone was in as I could hear them when I looked through the letterbox. A few years ago it was made known who owned the property and guess who they were?

Missing the X-Files are we Mickles?

With a following wind eh MM. Don't want to end up all over your friends and family do you. Personally if I were in your position I'd prefer to be fired out of the torpedo tube.

My favourite film recently has to be City of God. It's a Brazilian film. Sorry but the english trailer doesn't really do it justice. It's EPIC!!!

Street life - Randy Crawford (been a while Jah)

Istanbul is truly a magical city in the evening.

I think she's had her fair share of 'pedestals' in her time Hona, you know, the organic variety.

Yeah, iron out those wrinkles.

I suspect It's a typing error Jezza but I sorta like it for some reason, unless it's French.

Oh and Super noodles.

I hope that was a pun Jimmy.

Sick and tired - Anastacia