Yes, I jacked off in a plane, everyone does it don't they? Unfortuanatley it was post 9/11 so the pilot was a bit reluctant to let me do it in his cabin as we can't have things 'going off' in there, explosives or otherwise.
You actually fell for it. Come on Woof, it is me after all. You have to realise along with everyone else that I have a filthy mind. I'm also available to babysit if anyone needs me, I've got my own nappies.
I went for a bloody piss thats all! I start a thread about the private going on in a lav 35000 ft up and then everyone goes and starts insinuating I chose the manual option. Then again, if you follow that route I suppose you have the added thrill of playing 'hard to get' with yourself.
Have any of you guys gained access to this exclusive establishment? I'm afraid to say that I've only graduated to the grotty 'mile I club' on a very long flight back from Canada and it was more a case of relieving boredom apart from myself but Ce la vie eh.
Erm excuse me everyone, I'll let off Brums shameful act of self publicity but you can't put a clip in describing yourself as there's no fun in it. Only other forum members.
I had a problem with a mates girlfriend when I was at college but she wasn't that bad. I live on my own and wouldn't dream of sharing again unless I was shagging them. I always make sure I live on the top floor as you don't get bothered with much noise and it's a good idea to stake out a place you want to move into at night to see what the neighbours are really like. I'm pretty lucky at the moment and don't have any plans on moving out of my current building, I also like living in forest hill.
It's content of the track I'm talking about Hona as you do often come across as the forums 'lyrical gangsta' all to often as I'm sure the regulars will agree.
I don't know about you lot but sometimes I hear a tune or the video that goes with it and somehow match it too a forumites online persona. Jah Lush
KalamityKel
Dulwichmum
SeanMacGabhan (Sean is an exeption to the rule in that he actually features in the video) Just look at that shirt flow!
Tony.Londonsuburbs
Mikecg
Quids
Louisa (it's in the title)
I'll add more later. Enjoy.
Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I assume if you gals recognised BBW then thats > because he has been to an EDF drinks rathar then > looking more wolflike than the other punters... I've never attended a forum drinks.
Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Was that an attempt at Morse Code Rosie? I remember when me and my brothers were little my dad drank too much beer at a family BBQ and we tried to convert the rythme of his farts into morse code whilst he was asleep. Dot..Dash..Dot..PAARRRPPP.
Dads army. Especially when Captain Mainwaring look disdainfully upon Pike and utters that classic line that only Mainwaring could pull off to a tee, "You stupid boy". It'll never grow old.
???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sooooooooo, my deduction's....BBW's being a > 'natural detective' means looking at EDF drink > photos and doing a bit of stalking on > Facebook....elemementary my dear Wolf You missed out the electoral roll and criminal records bureau. Remember Quids, I've shook hands with the skeletons in YOUR closet!