bigbadwolf

Although you may or may not have an arse like a dragons nostril the following morning after 'mud out'.

It's true.

I'm not going to be there but can I make a suggestion. The Jaflong have this brand new dish that will accommodate any palate and it's very mild in terms of spice/intensity. It's called a Faaal and it's very tasty and you should really try it.

We converted to Virgin about a month ago. I don't really like their television setup but the broadband is a lot faster. The Virgin technician knew exactly what he was doing compared to the B.T bloke. However, when I got a B.T land line they quoted me at ?100 pounds but the technician was late and they knocked of some money for the return visit.

Perhaps strawbs as I'm starting to come out of the wood work now. I'm afraid however that if we do meet I'll probably tell rude jokes and be just as vile. Can't win them all though can you.

Well that was actually a lie, sorry.

Yeah me too.

Shit. I've done the work for you Brendan. Do me the honour of accepting my request, you too Quids

And you Brendan.

I know exactly who you are as well quidsy.

All I remember quids is that they lost to spurs but I'm pretty sure it was the early nineties.

Strawbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I use my own name but I doubt he will find me.. > maybe easier with someone like David Carnell or > Georgia due to their fabulously imaginative board > names! he he.. > > I must admit I LOVE a good facebook stalk, I was > gutted when they stopped listing your friends > status updates.. Oh I know exactly who you are Strawbs.

Errrmmm excuse me, Adriana?

My dear thoughtful Moos You're correct in saying that in some ways I'm in awe of my father as I remember being little and sitting on his back whilst he did press ups and I've seen the ugly scars on his chest and stomach that remind me that once somebody tried to kill him but he pulled through against the odds. I've also seen him at his lowest. When he lost his mother he descended into depths that one day I'll be forced to deal with and after the meet ups where he and the men he served with remember the ones that didn't come back and listening to him come home, lock our parents bedroom door and quietly break down in tears. I've also seen him watch Nottingham forest loose in the 91 F.A cup semi finals, the coffee table didn't survive that day. I've stood up to him before. Either by locking him out in the rain forcing him to spend the night in the shed or simply pushing him out of the way. He only got the drop on my the night in question because he'd slept off the drink whereby I was still hammered. I have no problem with him having the chair but I have a problem knocking the ash tray and making out it's no big deal. I have plenty of ash trays.

annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone else feeling quietly smug about the > decision to avoid Facebook? Now now Anna, I may be a patient of yours one day although I doubt it will be as painless as some make out.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > David Carnell. I don't know if anyone's told you > this Dave but you have a bit Max Pirkiss about you > in my opinion. Even though he's younger than you. > > > Hmmm.... a few thoughts: > > 1) I'm worried you have this chap as a reference > point in your head. I'd never heard of him > before. > 2) He appears to be 10. I know I'm younger than > the average forumite but steady on.... > 3) He has blond hair and blue eyes. There, the > resemblance ends. Otherwise I also look like > Claudia Schiffer. > 4) He does however appear on a "teen idol" website > - should I ever wish to pick up jailbait I'll bear > this in mind. > > Good work BBW. Or should that be Barry George? Barry George/Bulsara. I'll get my rain mac.

Whats wrong with an enema?

Oh you're alright Doc and I did say in my original post I thought he was well out order. Lets just leave it at that eh.

Explains the bruises.

How do you I'm not already Mike? Good grief man are wearing your wife's underwear again!

Hmmmmmmmm..........I've read and re-read you remarks Dr Proctor and I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Is he a violent man? Essentially yes, he's a trained killing machine who fought with the Marines in the Falklands and witnessed the full horrors of the south Atlantic including including being shot in the chest and he still has a bit of Argie shrapnel in his leg which I've no doubt will have psychologically damaged him . He's caned me 4 times for being very very bad and thumped me in the stomach when I lied to him over getting arrested when I was a teenager as he saw the handcuff marks on my wrist, gave me one last chance to fess up, I didn't, whack. He has never ever raised his hand to my mother. He's always been there for me when I've needed him the most and until I've put him in the ground I hope he always will be as I will be for him when the time comes. He's never been afraid to tell me, my brothers and my mum that he loves us. He has always provided for us when we were younger and has never really been a heavy drinker. He was always very calm with us even though a lot of the time we drove him up the wall. Is he unpleasant? Of course he's bloody well not he's my dad! Anything else?

In which order?

It's not that I want to jump her bone Jezza as you're right she's old enough to be my grandmother, it's just that voice.

Last night I was up into the small hours of the morning. Why? I was having a good stalking session on facebook that's why. Now there's a very select few on this forum who are in the incredibly privileged position of knowing my full identity in the real world, the inner circle of the clique if you will but over the past week I've been coming out of the cracks so to speak causing people to faint or in most cases demand my autograph. Anyway, I was having a good rummage round a few photo albums (I tidied up afterwards) and in doing so stumbled across the album of a certain new born to a forum regular. Well I was genuinely touched to see how many forum regulars had rallied around the new parents in offering support and help with the new arrival. There's a picture of Jah Lush holding the little nipper and look on her face tells me that she was as comfortable in his arms as she is with her parents and this lead me to ask myself a question. Is this more than just an area forum? Well I think that by judging by the various pictures I saw then the answer is a resounding yes. In the beginning I looked down my nose at the drinks gatherings and sneered at you all as a gang of saddo's but over the last year I've come to realise that through this forum some of you have gone on to spurn the scorn of others and develop lasting friendships that with any luck will stand the test of time. Who did I uncover yesterday? David Carnell. I don't know if anyone's told you this Dave but you have a bit Max Pirkiss about you in my opinion. Even though he's younger than you. Mockney. Mockney, I often find your posts interesting and you're also another Holymoly.com fan but in the nicest possible way you remind me a bit of Kermit the frog, sorry. Mark. Our esteemed forum creator. Sorry you don't remind me of anyone off the tele, sorry. Tillietrotter. I've wanting to seet you out and yes my dear you're the spit of Kiera, no really. Huguenot. Well well well our far eastern friend. Good to finally put a face to the opinions. On a final note. If you live in east dulwich or the surrounding areas of forest hill (me), Sydenham, west dulwich and the village, Peckham and Nunhead and you're not on the east dulwich forum then I'm afraid.........well.........you're nobody really.

Get in touch with a forumite called Huguenot. He lives there already.