bigbadwolf

Oh dear. Look who got out of the wrong side of the sofa this morning. Dulwichmum, we're all open to criticism and as intelligent (I hope) individuals we should welcome it but I'm afraid you're accusations of unoriginality are on rocky/hypocritic ground. From the thread throwing a sicky. 'It feels like hearing a group of aggressive twelve year olds talking to loudly on the upstairs of the bus'. Not exactly word for word from the first time I've seen you write this on the forum but I've seen it done in your hand before. The same thread. 'I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce'. Exactly the same way it appeared in another thread under your hand. The first time I thought it was funny the second time however I thought "hmmmm...she's slipping". I know it's a small and ineffectual list but it mirrors your scorn against us to an extent. You were offered some excellent advice, start a thread about something you find interesting that will keep the yobs at bay. Your failure to do so will speak volumes on your originality and make us think 'is she copying it all from somewhere'. I and many others on this forum do enjoy your interjections no matter how caustic they're are but can I ask one favour. Can you please stop the OHMYGOD.

Oh dear. Look who got out of the wrong side of the sofa this morning. Dulwichmum, we're all open to criticism and as intelligent (I hope) individuals we should welcome it but I'm afraid you're accusations of unoriginality are on rocky/hypocritic ground. From the thread throwing a sicky. 'It feels like hearing a group of aggressive twelve year olds talking to loudly on the upstairs of the bus'. Not exactly word for word from the first time I've seen you write this on the forum but I've seen it done in your hand before. The same thread. 'I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce'. Exactly the same way it appeared in another thread under your hand. The first time I thought it was funny the second time however I thought "hmmmm...she's slipping". I know it's a small and ineffectual list but it mirrors your scorn against us to an extent. You were offered some excellent advice, start a thread about something you find interesting that will keep the yobs at bay. Your failure to do so will speak volumes on your originality and make us think 'is she copying it all from somewhere'. I and many others on this forum do enjoy your interjections no matter how caustic they're are but can I ask one favour. Can you please stop the OHMYGOD.

I think I've mentioned it before.

The most dangerous sign in the zodiac.

And you know what they say about Scorpio's. I can literally look into your soul.

And spit me out for tea.

Down right genius if you ask me Daizie.

So far so bad. Daizie we appear to be from the same mould.

The missus is away isn't she Woof. We know your game.

I wouldn't say this causes a rage but I do often make my objections known. Why do people eat milk and cornflakes/cereal at night. Really annoys me, I don't know why either, it just does.

When I've been paid and it's a saturday morning lying in bed. "Did you get all the fry up ingredients love?". "Yes". Excellent, it's time to greet the weekend. Three rashers of bacon and the mushrooms are cooking away nicely, toast is in the toaster now for the eggs. Surprise surprise, there's no eggs! You can't have a fry up with out fried eggs now can you. By the time I've got back it's all cold. Yes you can micro-wave it but it's still ruined. The double whammy is that there's no brown sauce. Before the ladies start moaning and say why don't you get it yourself. I always and I repeat always remember to get her muffins and large pot of yoghurt and if I don't there's hell to pay.

Under the circumstances I think you made the adult decision Anna.

Jesus wept quids just get out will you.

"Michael, you better still have a nail file on you or I'm going to be howling a lot longer than usual tonight".

In every way but mine.

You're on your own Michael and don't say I didn't warn you.

So you had it planned out all along then did you Mike. Well when you're next 'indulging' the ladies after a few drinks and the Imac cream comes out and they wink at you don't expect us to come and get you!

And hid a few since Christmas.

Well that's all very well DM but I don't think the road blocks were necessary and using the disabled bay, well that's just plain selfish.

If you'd just step on the scales DM as we don't want any allegations of cheating and empty your pockets as we all know how manipulative a woman's mind can be, you too Kel and especially you Daizie!

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Sneaks in witnesses Pulp Fiction Mikey P scene > winces and sneaks out again* "Did you see anything of use that'll help us get him out of there"? "Ladies, we've got you surrounded and Hope and Greenwood are on the phone with your demand".

Na Moos, probably just another offy run.

"Michael, we're going to drill through the lock, don't give in to them and for god sake man CLENCH"!!!

Love fool - Cardigans

I've got some sand paper.