bigbadwolf

Did they really Kel.

I met Mikecg today in the EDT. He was of course utterly star struck through shock and awe but he's quite a nice man. Alot bigger than I imagined as well so I may be forced to think twice before picking on his spelling mistakes, ........actually I probably wont.

I think you'll find thats the effect drink has on you but bn5 who am I to talk eh.

Kel, I stalk everybody on this site. It's a bit like smoking, someones gotta do it.

It's a financial expert who deals with risk and uncertainty. I have the same problem indie, most people haven't heard of a Civil engineer either. The conversation picks up a bit when I mention I'm also a demolitions expert.

It's just how I picture you Kel.

Yeah, the one with the dreads, I think.

I think I made a mistake regarding your appearance Moos so no, I don't know what you look like. I'll be walking down lordship lane shortly and I'll be wearing a cream t-shirt and blue denims so if you want to come up and say hello feel free. I wont be putting up with any 'funny stuff' from those I may or may not have offended in the past.

I'm not sure Pinky but I will tell you one thing. The teacher in question was called Mr Cleave and he had a bit of a camp way of carrying himself and the rudimentary comments regarding which team he batted for were made. However, I was fortuanate enough to go on the school trip to Paris during the 98 world cup and we were incredibly fortuntate in that Mr Cleave had arranged for us to go and see the Brazilian team train. It appeared however that there may have been an alternative reason for this treat. As a gesture of good will some of the coaches/support staff had a kick about with us and what I witnessed on that day I shall take to my grave. Mr Cleave was passed the ball and EFFORTLESSLY dribbled the ball round every Brazilian who tried to take it off him. Our jaws hit the ground. His skill was utterly breath taking! The best was yet to come. He kicked the ball but the goalie deflected his attempt but old Cleave was having none of it. Not only did he Scorpion kick it into the back of the net but he did it with such grace and ease. Most of us had passed out by then. I don't think I ever heard a disrespectful remark made against him again, he was after all our hero!

My point exactly bn5 and without sounding too coarse, I bet annaj appreciates you keeping in shape.

My French teacher won the national lottery. I'm not sure if it was the jackpot but it was certainly a significant amount of cash.

Oh well thats just charming isn't it! How would you feel if you had a very big, drunk ex-commando bellowing at you from about 1 inch away from your face. I'll use a fan belt next time!

Did you jump any lights?

Really.

Right, in my family there is a great tradition of the son to give up his most comfortable chair for a visiting parents, in this case my dad. Yesterday me and Ms Wolf took advantage of the sunshine and arranged a BBQ in the comunal garden of our building and I invited my brothers who thought it would be a great laugh to invite my parents as well. I get on with my parents very well but my father is a strict disciplinarian who demands respect at any given moment and always tells me off when I tell rude jokes. Well after the event everything was going smoothly and on request I gave up my seat to my dad. What I didn't expect though was that he'd get very pissed on my expensive scotch and spill his foul cigar ash all over the chair. He fell asleep on it aswell. I woke my dad up after I fired an elastic band at his nose as he's a very deep sleeper and started to tell him off for ruining my chair. Bad move! I and my brothers had quite a few as well so I was feeling brave so kept on at him but he was too quick for me. He lept out of his/my seat and pinned me against the wall and menacingly said "I'm your father and I'll do whatever I f.....g please when I'm in this heap and you're not so old that I wont still give your arse a bloody good tanning, BOY!". My brothers were the only ones present and could barely stop themselves from laughing. Call me old fashioned but the old git was well out of order!

MICHEAL!!! HOP TO IT!!!

Now now Mike we were don't want that heal on our throats all day now do we. I'd wedge your tongue as far up her arse just like I've done.

dulwichdogman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ok, its my fault after a few refreshing beers > after a hard days work im an hour late in from the > boozer. i ave run out off porkie pies to tell the > trouble and strife. what little white lie would > you tell your wife that brings up your kids while > you are in the pub with that cool refeshing pint? > burp... I'd also recommend predicting what her 'time of the month is as when the moon is in transit literally anything could happen! Reminds me of the time I was going out with an Essex girl who once held I knife to my throat. I wont go into details.

I'd like to think so.

Looks like he's used to having his picture taken.

I know but I was shitfaced last night and liable to write anything.

Dear Dulwichmum. You're right, of course, as always. I apologise refusely for my thoroughly 'un home county' discourse yesterday with our friend Mickey but I was suffering withdrawl symptoms from our usually more tame yet deliciously witty dialougue which you seem to have backed off from of late. I hope this disgusting behaviour can only be remedied by the kiss I've blown you that as we speak is floating it's way from the slums of forest hill to the leafy idyll of west dulwich (you should feel it land on the back of your neck any second now). HOWEVER, ............actually, I'll just leave it at that.

Thicky.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Says the woman who said to woolfie as soon as you > come up and say hello you will have an eric? I've no idea what Daizie looks like so I doubt I'll be 'standing to attention' if I meet her.

Mostly flesh and blood but part German.