bigbadwolf

Depends on how you 'read' it.

Physical fitness is something people seem to take for granted these days. I exercise regularly. Jogging in the park (treadmills are for those that enjoy an ironic workout) and the Gym. Please feel free to add the whole 'one armed exercise' accusation but please show some imagination.

I prefer Chloroform for these occasions Quids but failing that I'm happy to settle with Rohypnol. "Come on Kel drink up there's a good girl".

I remember those, lovely Jubbly. Sorry, couldn't help it but I'm surprised you didn't beat me to it Hona, I'm actually slightly disappointed.

I've only just seen the last episode and I thought it was very good. I especially liked the bit when Donna and the italian girlfriend sit down and have it out in the cafe. However, the character Carl gets on my nerves and with those eyes he looks like a psychopath.

There will be a catch in the deal somewhere. Probably diseased meat or they bought it from Porton down.

I carry duct tape in mine.

I can't believe I forgot this one. THE FOREST HILL FORUM!!! They're the dullest bunch of morons you can imagine. I'd prefer to share a prison cell with a crash dummy over one of those lot. See for yourself, and they constantly slag off east dulwich. http://www.se23.com/forum/

I wont.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am up for a few drinks, but I think the > Blackcherry should have porn films playing at the > bar so you can see someone else getting screwed as > you pay for your drinks. That was actually quite good Mike.

You snooze you loose Rosie.

Right, I take after my mum being that I'm incredibly nosey and I'm always keen to find out who I'm talking to on the forum, i.e meticulously studying the forum pics and other routes of investigation (I don't mean to boast but I'm a natural detective). Anyway, seeing as Forest hill is very boring in relation to watering holes etc I often go for drink on Lordship lane and use the shops there as well. Sometimes I see people who I recognize from my investigations. I've seen Quids but he was with family I think, I've seen Jah lush but I didn't have my gum shield handy, Dulwichmum but she was with family. I've met Sean and Georgia (Georgia was utterly star struck) Sean was a little bit surprised. Would you find it rude or a bit weird if I came up and said hello? I'm afraid the drinks option is out of the queston at the moment as I have to consider my immediate physical safety. Perhaps one day though.

Oh I see, the bloke off the West wing, my mistake. You missed a golden opportunity there Mikecg.

Eh, sorry Mic Mack I don't understand.

You can talk, stop reading out loud. I can almost picture your lips moving whilst you read this Mike.

You obviously rolled your sleeves up for that one Mike, shame you had to edit it.

"How much"? Oh tell them not to come as she'll probably throw up anyway. Come on Red help me carry her upstairs. "Jesus wept man she may be unconcious but you can't do that, we're Englishman for god sake!"

Can somebody call for a taxi.

I missed it as I was watching the second installment of Prime suspect 6.

I can't wait to go and see the 'Damned united' with my dad who coincidently has supported Nottingham forest for over 40 years! I just hope he doesn't cry at any point during the film. Also want to see 'Frost Nixon' soon.

Apparently Dulwichmum is a 14 stone brickie from Penge.

Well my other tombstone is a shrine.

Well well well wouldya look who the cat dragged in. How's thing DM?

Sorry MM, just a few more questions. When you're doing a 'number two' do you say "Ready all tubes" and when in an amorous embrace do you whisper to your partner "Periscope up"?

Well I've never had 'babies heads' like MM but I've never been in the Royal Navy either but I have tried hard tack (not for the faint hearted eh MM, especially when they come out the other end). What I do remember though were 'Tom Tom's at primary school dinner. They were balls of chicken/turkey with ketchup inside. They were however banned by the education authority because the ketchup inside when cooked would be molten when they exited the oven and deposited on our plates and in some cases would seriously scald the young gobblers chin or tongue. Imagine my surprise/delight when they were regular fare on the annual lads trip to the Spanish Costas, happy days! Oh and one last thing. Marmora Man, when you're in the bath and you put your head under the water do you say "Dive, Dive, Dive" and do you say "Permission to come aboad" when visiting a former collegues house? Just a thought.