bigbadwolf

Then why did our Latin teacher Mr Lush beat seven shades of shite out of me yesterday?

Jesus fcuking wept!

Miss! Miss! Quids just kicked me under the table, and he's got some fireworks in his bag.

We used to buy puff off the Postman.

Sorry ladies, looks like he's taken. http://www.newspress.co.uk/DAILY_LINKS/arc_oct_2008/56306-e-fia-.jpg

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry BBW for ruining your thread. Don't worry Anna. You merely tainted it a bit.

Yep, we had toy day Keef. Eliot bank primary school. We had a boy called Harry who brought a set of handcuffs in and guess who managed to cuff themselves to a chair for half the day.

Cassius we don't want to hear about what you and your postie get up to in the bedroom thank you very much!

I got it from Jason Rouse. Channel Dave should be re-named 'Jeremy' with the amount of Top Gear they show.

You should make it one of your forum drinks venues Georgia. I'm sure you'll all have a good time rating and slating the place whilst you get shitfaced.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf has your other half ever sagged in the > downstairs department then ? It's a bit too early on in the day to be talking about the possibility of 'beef curtains' Daizee. Later on perhaps eh.

So Quinnee my love. Did you indulge in the occasional 5 fingered discount? I bet you did.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBW can't have smoked much this weekend or he'd > have been over this like a rash It may come as a great surprise to you Quids but I'm not a very heavy marijuana user. I bought some last week but that was smoked between me and the lads. I prefer alcohol as habitual herboids talk alot of shite as I'm sure you'll agree. Concerning religion. I wasn't brought up in a religious household but I know I'm going to hell. But it's warm and I'll know people there so whateveeeeer!

Well it looks like my threads been over run by skirt. O.K you can come in now ladies, happy now Cupid? Oh and by the way Annasfield, I loved Brio as well.xx

Don't worry I know exactly what it is as it's been happening in forest hill too. They're Mori poll employees with questionaires. I know because I opened the door to them and closed it about 5 seconds later.

I'll be there sue, but not as you know it.

And please feel free to bring your own Tamborine. Sandals n socks are optional.

Get him a motorbike, much harder to nick.

House brick + Sack + Dog + Pond = Jobsagoodun.

I'm not entirely sure where this Hydro carbon rumour came from as Hydrocarbons are usually found where petroleum has been stored. Hydrocarbons in a large enough dose have been proven to weaken bone marrow.

Did they have an Opium den?

Lads, deep down we are esentially still little boys. We have that primal instinct to play with toys. What toys do you own that you still like to fiddle about/annoy people with. I play with: Myself. Remote controlled helicopter. Air rifle. Scalectrix. Crossbow. I chase wasps about with a small chainsaw I stole from a company I used to work for. Firework occasionally. Computer games don't count Sean and Mockney. Over to you.

Disgusting aren't we cate but someones got to say it.

Quite right Steve, fcuking pikeys.

Quite right Mick Mac. Failure to do this can also cause sagging on your other half, the worst type is in downstairs department and it can put you right off your bacon!