Right, seeing as the 'where did you go to school' thread has been resurected I thought it appropriate to start this. Mine were: The passenger door of the P.E bus opened when Mr Brady was doing about 30mph on Catford broadway and Mr Feakin fell out because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt. Mr Beaven took a royal 'drop' whilst adjusting the blinds. We wet ourselves but the cherry on the cake was the next day we had to fill out work place injury forms and he lost his case. This happened outside school. We had an alcoholic maths teacher called Mr Maylor and after I'd left I was indulging in a bit of underage drinking in the bird in hand on Dartmouth rd and saw him feeling up some old bag lady, what a joker.